1
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Ah!

2
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Don't mess with me. Die!

3
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'Are you ready?'

4
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I can't hear you.

5
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Do you wanna know or not?

6
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Alright, it gives me..

7
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Alright, no more stalling.

8
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Now, I'll announce the winner.

9
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And the winner of this
year's contest is...is

10
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'Not much longer, I have
the winner's name in my hand.'

11
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'Okay, the winner of the 1994
Commercial Radio Awards'

12
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'Top Female Artist is..'

13
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- May Ruse.
- May Ruse!

14
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May Ruse!

15
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Ah, she won! My idol!

16
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- Oh yay! May Rose!
- Ah, she gets it every year.

17
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It's probably fixed.

18
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- Hello. Just barely getting--
- What did you say, fat freak?

19
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Don't you go
bad-mouthing May Rose

20
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or I'll stick my fingers
up your nose! I will.

21
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- Get outta here.
- Thank you very much.

22
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Hello.

23
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This was amazing.

24
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And I just love it
that I won it again.

25
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'This is my third time.'

26
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Uh, and I wanna thank someone.

27
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One very special person.

28
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'He's helped me so much.'

29
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'You all know who he is.'

30
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He is my darling producer,
Sammy Chan.

31
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Tonight, he couldn't come.

32
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Sam.

33
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I love you.

34
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I love you too.

35
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<i> Now shake it up baby now </i>

36
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<i> Shake it up baby </i>

37
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N“ Twist and shout N“

38
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N“ Twist and shout N“

39
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<i> Come on come on
come on baby now </i>

40
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<i> Come on baby </i>

41
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<i> Come on and work it around </i>

42
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<i> Work it around </i>

43
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<i>If</i> You know you're
twisted little girl<i/>

44
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<i> Twisted “me gm </i>

45
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<i>If</i> You know you twist so fine <i>If</i>

46
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<i> Twist so fine </i>

47
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<i>Come on and twist
a little closer now <i>If</i>

48
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N“ Twist a little closer N“

49
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<i>And let me know
that you're mine <i>If</i>

50
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<i>Know you're mine <i>If</i>

51
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<i> Hey </i>

52
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N“ A-a-ah N“

53
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<i> Now shake it up baby now </i>

54
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<i> Shake it up baby </i>

55
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<i>Shake it up baby now Jul"
Jul" Shake it up baby <i>If</i>

56
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<i> Shake it
Shake it up baby now </i>

57
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<i> Shake it up baby </i>

58
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<i> Ah-ha-ha-a MM</i>

59
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Yeah!

60
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Hey, you okay, Ray?

61
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So I can't hold my drink.
Can't hold a tune either.

62
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Must be my age.

63
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Well, listen, you're
always gonna be my hero.

64
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Always.

65
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- Hey, Sam.
- What?

66
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You gotta be kidding.

67
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Your father was our idol.

68
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We were really something then.

69
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In the old days.
It was fantastic!

70
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1968, you were a kid and we
were all idealistic and hungry.

71
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Now look at us.

72
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Real estate agents,
for ex dealers.

73
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You're all we have...
with any talent.

74
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The only one who made it.

75
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Hey, Sam. Isn't tonight
the award night?

76
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This is the only night
of the month I get for jamming

77
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with you golden oldies.
I can't miss this.

78
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Dune vomiting?

79
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Now Pete's quarrelling
with his wife

80
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'abuut immigrating.
Come and sort it out.'

81
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I listened to you once
before and quit the band

82
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'cause you didn't like it.
You listen to me now!

83
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I don't understand
why you don't wanna go.

84
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Because someone's got
to commit to this place.

85
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One person can change things?

86
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You don't even
try to understand.

87
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That song sounds familiar no?

88
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Yeah, Sam wrote it for Pete
when Pete proposed to his wife.

89
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It's their special song.
Hey, what a guy.

90
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How can he remember?

91
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May Ruse.

92
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Star memorabilia.
Star memorabilia.

93
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Genuine used tissues.

94
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Aaron Kwok's
genuine used tissues.

95
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Only fifty bucks.

96
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Beautiful tissues"

97
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Hey, you're early today.

98
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Hi. How you doin'?

99
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- 'Full set of baby pics..'
- 'Tony Lang sheets..'

100
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See for yourself.
Come and check it out.

101
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...by the lover
himself. Tony Lang's sheet.

102
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Tony Lang's sheet.
Tony Lang--

103
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- Hey, any Wong You-nam photos?
- No. Try again tomorrow.

104
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Hey, Bobo, why are you out here?

105
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Old Peyoki Big Boobs
has our door spot.

106
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Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

107
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Hey, Amanda, you know
the rules for working here.

108
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Hey, I'm allowed
to bring my cousin.

109
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You can bring her but she
doesn't get a push in.

110
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Hey, better get in line.

111
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- May, this is just crap.
- Is May new?

112
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I've heard her name.

113
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Uh, only on live fan.

114
00:08:03,455 --> 00:08:06,481
Oh, only alive person
on our spot.

115
00:08:06,624 --> 00:08:08,285
I can stand where I like.

116
00:08:08,426 --> 00:08:11,361
Anyway, I bet you haven't been
to Sam and May Rose's house.

117
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Only yesterday I was there
swimming and it was great.

118
00:08:14,032 --> 00:08:16,899
What a joke! Oh no!
She's a liar.

119
00:08:17,035 --> 00:08:18,730
That's all bullshit.

120
00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:21,805
There's no way you'd ever get
inside their front door, huh?

121
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That's right.

122
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'There she is!'

123
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May Ruse! May Ruse!
May Ruse!

124
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May Ruse!

125
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May Ruse! May Ruse!

126
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May Ruse! May Ruse! May Ruse!

127
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May Ruse!

128
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May Ruse. May Ruse.

129
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Sam, Sam, Sam.

130
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- Hey, what's up?
- Hang on. Hang on.

131
00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:01,372
You know my sister's
daughter's crazy about"

132
00:09:01,513 --> 00:09:03,675
- Can you, um, you know..
- Of course I can.

133
00:09:03,815 --> 00:09:06,045
- Thank you. That's great.
- Sure.

134
00:09:06,184 --> 00:09:08,676
That Pete, he's too much.

135
00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:11,187
One minute he's yelling at her

136
00:09:11,322 --> 00:09:13,848
the next, the guy's
allover her like a rash.

137
00:09:13,992 --> 00:09:16,927
Hot, cold. On, off.
Black, white. Fight, make up--

138
00:09:17,062 --> 00:09:18,257
Yeah, that's the style.

139
00:09:18,396 --> 00:09:20,194
Huh, I'm glad it's not me.

140
00:09:20,331 --> 00:09:22,459
Would drive me crazy.

141
00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,568
Wow! What a bouquet!

142
00:09:24,702 --> 00:09:27,171
Well, like you said,
some people fight and make up.

143
00:09:35,914 --> 00:09:37,780
You've only gotta see a rose

144
00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:39,748
'and you'll sneeze
the place down.'

145
00:09:39,884 --> 00:09:42,114
'When you get home,
you'll sniffle the night <i>away.'</i>

146
00:09:42,253 --> 00:09:44,915
'Perhaps you need a change.'

147
00:09:45,056 --> 00:09:46,956
This tire is as
bold as my granddad.

148
00:09:47,092 --> 00:09:48,719
'You need a new <i>one.'</i>

149
00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:51,261
'Hey, let me take
one of these for my wife.'

150
00:09:51,396 --> 00:09:53,831
Help yourself.

151
00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:57,333
'You rushing off
to the coliseum?'

152
00:09:57,469 --> 00:09:59,335
No. Quite night at home.

153
00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:10,007
Surprise!

154
00:10:13,585 --> 00:10:14,677
Honey!

155
00:10:16,454 --> 00:10:19,253
- Alright.
- Just great.

156
00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:21,518
I thought it was just
the two of us.

157
00:10:21,659 --> 00:10:24,287
Oh, it was a surprise.
It's just for you.

158
00:10:24,429 --> 00:10:25,919
I thought you'd
like one party

159
00:10:26,064 --> 00:10:28,931
rather than have
ten separate parties.

160
00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:31,866
Congratulations.
Congratulations.

161
00:10:32,003 --> 00:10:34,438
It's really cool. You won
more awards than last year.

162
00:10:34,572 --> 00:10:36,165
Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

163
00:10:36,307 --> 00:10:39,504
Honey, I got you the greatest
outfit so go and change into it.

164
00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:57,887
You want me to show you what
to do with your balloon, huh?

165
00:10:58,029 --> 00:11:00,020
You sure gut balls wearing that.

166
00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:04,195
Wow! Honey!

167
00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:13,070
Here's a guy who not
only has the goods

168
00:11:13,211 --> 00:11:15,373
but isn't afraid
to show them off. Ha ha.

169
00:11:16,514 --> 00:11:19,643
- Sam.
- Hey, Joseph.

170
00:11:19,784 --> 00:11:22,481
- You are my friend, right?
- What's up?

171
00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,247
I fired Tum.

172
00:11:24,389 --> 00:11:25,879
You're kidding me.

173
00:11:26,024 --> 00:11:28,925
And that means you
must be my producer.

174
00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:32,189
Come on. Don't be
like that, huh?

175
00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:35,095
It isn't my line, Joe.
I don't do male singers.

176
00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:40,360
Let me tell you a secret.

177
00:11:40,505 --> 00:11:43,270
- Promise not to tell?
- Hmm.

178
00:11:47,812 --> 00:11:49,974
You can pretend
that I'm a woman.

179
00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:55,113
Josephine! Eh?
And what's your game?

180
00:11:58,523 --> 00:12:01,424
- I was just looking at him.
- Hmph!

181
00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,891
What a goofball.
He even took my leaf.

182
00:12:04,028 --> 00:12:05,587
Well, spank him, darling.

183
00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,892
'Lucky you showed up
or I might've thumped him.'

184
00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:09,796
Well, can't blame
him for trying.

185
00:12:09,934 --> 00:12:12,096
You're a yummy little
thing in that.

186
00:12:12,237 --> 00:12:14,399
This was May Rose's idea.
I'd never choose it.

187
00:12:14,539 --> 00:12:16,234
OOh!

188
00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:19,901
You know, I can't really figure
out, you guys living like this.

189
00:12:20,044 --> 00:12:22,741
'Private little tunnels into
each other's nether regions.'

190
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,372
Lucky you. Could be kinky.

191
00:12:25,516 --> 00:12:27,484
But it isn't.

192
00:12:27,619 --> 00:12:29,883
I don't think you've done
anything kinky for ages.

193
00:12:30,021 --> 00:12:32,388
All you do is
churn out megahits.

194
00:12:32,523 --> 00:12:34,890
And win mega awards.

195
00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:36,721
Yeah, that's why
I envy Paul Simon

196
00:12:36,861 --> 00:12:39,159
and all those other
Western musicians.

197
00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:41,959
Ah, they can just take off
for Africa whenever they like.

198
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,659
Lucky guys.

199
00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:47,135
Dream on. You couldn't
leave Madam Ruse.

200
00:12:47,272 --> 00:12:49,240
She'd be lost without you.

201
00:12:49,374 --> 00:12:50,967
Yeah, that's the problem.

202
00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,100
It's no basis
for a relationship.

203
00:12:54,245 --> 00:12:55,804
You know what you should do?

204
00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,437
Find new talents
and nurture them.

205
00:12:57,582 --> 00:12:58,981
Make another success.

206
00:12:59,117 --> 00:13:00,516
Where do I find
someone suitable?

207
00:13:00,652 --> 00:13:02,347
World's crawling with wannabes.

208
00:13:02,487 --> 00:13:05,149
You're afraid 'cause you think
you'll fall in love with them.

209
00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:06,951
But even if you did, so what?

210
00:13:07,091 --> 00:13:09,253
Dump Rosie and stop
being such a wet.

211
00:13:09,394 --> 00:13:11,829
- That's crazy.
- Crazy is it?

212
00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:14,523
Lily, Camilla and Daphne,
your other <i>proteges?</i>

213
00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:19,126
'You fell for them.'

214
00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:23,002
<i>II</i> My poor heart
once broke in two.. <i>If</i>

215
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:27,973
'Joyce, don't go, baby.'

216
00:13:28,112 --> 00:13:32,310
<i>If</i> I've been laughing
in a private dream<i/>

217
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:33,849
<i>Thinking of all the.. <i>II</i>

218
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,545
'Mabel, I love <i>you.'</i>

219
00:13:36,688 --> 00:13:41,524
<i>Well don't worry
I will wake you <i>If</i>

220
00:13:41,659 --> 00:13:45,960
<i>If</i> I'm not worried
I won't get hurt<i/>

221
00:13:46,097 --> 00:13:49,829
<i>Oh my heart is broken in two <i>If</i>

222
00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:53,130
<i>Well awake I'm ready
to mend it <i>If</i>

223
00:13:53,271 --> 00:13:58,004
<i> I'm ready (or you </i>

224
00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:01,345
What are you? Gay?

225
00:14:01,479 --> 00:14:03,971
Hey, I think you guys
have got what it takes.

226
00:14:04,115 --> 00:14:05,708
Wanna be professional singers?

227
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,012
He he. I think that's
a great idea.

228
00:14:08,152 --> 00:14:10,177
What do you think
about doing that?

229
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:14,258
He doesn't wanna be a singer.
He wants to be May Ruse.

230
00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:18,360
She's flat-chested,
she's just like a young boy.

231
00:14:18,496 --> 00:14:20,021
Can't be May Ruse.

232
00:14:20,164 --> 00:14:23,896
Hey, I'll make like
I'm Sam and turn you on.

233
00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:28,268
Hey! Hey! You're getting outta
hand, so cut all this drivel.

234
00:14:28,406 --> 00:14:31,068
Sam and May Rose are the
greatest couple in the world.

235
00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:32,574
They're just inseparable.

236
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,872
No one could ever tear
those two apart, see?

237
00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:36,844
It's romantic
and blissfully happy.

238
00:14:36,981 --> 00:14:38,972
'Jennifer.'

239
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:43,215
'I'll love you forever.'

240
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:48,890
Hey...furtunate|y,
Sam and May Rose are here.

241
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:51,222
So we can see that
real love still exists

242
00:14:51,362 --> 00:14:54,354
and it's not a dream. Hmm?

243
00:14:54,499 --> 00:14:56,900
Actually, you know
what I'd really like?

244
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,729
I'd like to be
her guardian angel

245
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:00,702
and look after them forever.

246
00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,897
A kind of invisible friend.

247
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,076
That cracks you up, huh?

248
00:15:08,212 --> 00:15:10,647
Hey! Anything's possible.

249
00:15:10,782 --> 00:15:13,945
After all, silly old big boobs
got in to see them.

250
00:15:14,085 --> 00:15:15,780
Enough lip.

251
00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:33,060
Gigi, I didn't lie.

252
00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:36,731
Suzy, oh, such silky thighs.

253
00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:20,280
Hello.

254
00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:23,344
Is that makeup?

255
00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:26,317
No.

256
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:27,982
Ha ha. Uh, yes.

257
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,321
I was just checking out
this 24-hour foundation

258
00:16:30,461 --> 00:16:32,623
to see if it stays
on me all night.

259
00:16:32,763 --> 00:16:35,232
- I forgot.
- Great.

260
00:16:36,934 --> 00:16:40,996
- Going back to sleep?
- Mm, I am exhausted.

261
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,903
I don't believe it. You're
never tired in the mornings.

262
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:45,975
You never used to let me sleep.

263
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,168
Get off!

264
00:16:47,311 --> 00:16:49,678
- Mmm!
- Stop it.

265
00:16:49,814 --> 00:16:51,043
Muah!

266
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:53,476
- Oh no!
- What's wrong?

267
00:16:53,618 --> 00:16:55,780
God, your breath stinks.

268
00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:06,487
- Right, Sam.
- What's the matter?

269
00:17:06,631 --> 00:17:08,827
Do you have something
to tell me?

270
00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:11,333
Why did you embarrass me?

271
00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:14,336
This thing about my bad breath.

272
00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:16,907
You've never said
anything before now.

273
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,009
Is there something going on?

274
00:17:27,752 --> 00:17:29,914
So pretty even when you cry.

275
00:17:40,998 --> 00:17:43,262
- What's up?
- I have bad breath.

276
00:17:43,401 --> 00:17:45,028
Not as bad as mine.

277
00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:48,336
Worse than you.

278
00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:57,442
Hey, I got an idea.

279
00:17:57,582 --> 00:17:59,744
Why don't we drop everything
and go to Africa?

280
00:17:59,884 --> 00:18:02,285
Hang out. Get some new ideas.
Listen to new instruments.

281
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:05,446
How does that grab you?
Fancy an adventure?

282
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,991
- But what about your music?
- Yeah, that's the whole point.

283
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:11,095
My music will come alive again.
I need some new input.

284
00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:15,631
Imagine, jungle animals,
rustling breezes, the sea.

285
00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:17,962
Hey, the local music.
Jamming.

286
00:18:18,102 --> 00:18:19,228
Oh!

287
00:18:20,438 --> 00:18:21,997
It's okay.

288
00:18:22,139 --> 00:18:24,301
But the sun's too strong
for me in Africa.

289
00:18:24,442 --> 00:18:28,140
I don't wanna get
any hard freckles.

290
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,271
Ha! But Vienna.
Let's go to Vienna instead.

291
00:18:31,415 --> 00:18:32,814
It's famous for its music

292
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:34,611
and you can find
your inspiration there.

293
00:18:34,752 --> 00:18:38,188
I won't get freckles and it's
fabulous shopping, you know.

294
00:18:38,322 --> 00:18:40,984
The last time I was there,
I saw some great luggage.

295
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:44,151
I can pick it up this time
and some crystal as well.

296
00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:46,195
And they make fantastic
lingerie. Hey..

297
00:18:47,932 --> 00:18:50,401
- Where are you going?
- 'Fur a dump.'

298
00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:58,473
Oh, Mr. Chan,
there's someone desperate

299
00:18:58,609 --> 00:19:00,668
to get hold of you
from Japan.

300
00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:05,182
- Hello.
- 'Is he all in black?'

301
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,841
- 'Gloomy, dejected?'
- Yeah, he is.

302
00:19:06,984 --> 00:19:09,146
- How did you know?
- 'Just get hold of him.'

303
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:16,955
'When everyone says
good morning to him, he'll say goodbye.'

304
00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:17,993
- Good morning.
- Goodbye.

305
00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:19,028
Right.

306
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:23,491
'Let me guess,
his Shoelaces are undone.'

307
00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:25,568
'And he's forgotten
to put his socks un.'

308
00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:27,535
'Is that right?'

309
00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:29,572
- Amazing.
- 'Hmm, aren't I?.'

310
00:19:29,707 --> 00:19:32,142
'Now just get the new talents
files up real quickly.'

311
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:35,974
I don't want to. Every time I
give him a file, he yells at me.

312
00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:39,048
'Oh, never mind that. Just do
what I told you and get..'

313
00:19:39,183 --> 00:19:40,582
Come on, hurry up.

314
00:19:40,718 --> 00:19:42,880
'...and give him
the new male acts files too.'

315
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:43,919
Alright. Alright.

316
00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:48,993
'It's the cream of
the crop. From allover Asia.'

317
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:50,651
'Whichever one you pick'

318
00:19:50,795 --> 00:19:52,729
<i>'you've made them into an
automatic megastar.'</i>

319
00:19:52,863 --> 00:19:55,389
'Next year's king
or queen of pop.'

320
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:57,592
Wow! She's really gorgeous.

321
00:19:57,735 --> 00:19:59,635
This one has a great bud.

322
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:08,203
'I'm not surprised
God created man first.'

323
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,814
If he'd created woman first,
he'd never have gone on.

324
00:20:12,149 --> 00:20:14,743
I wanna see the men.

325
00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:16,614
Just ordinary ones.

326
00:20:18,656 --> 00:20:20,784
I'm not bothered whether
they can sing or not

327
00:20:20,925 --> 00:20:23,121
or if they have
any experience.

328
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,024
Doesn't have to be a hunk.

329
00:20:25,162 --> 00:20:27,290
I just wanna tell
Joe average in the streets

330
00:20:27,431 --> 00:20:29,763
that there is always
hope for him.

331
00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:34,801
Yes, indeed.

332
00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:37,601
That would be a miracle
a fulfillment of my dream.

333
00:20:37,742 --> 00:20:39,801
N“ Hallelujah N“

334
00:20:39,944 --> 00:20:41,810
N“ Hallelujah N“

335
00:20:41,946 --> 00:20:44,142
N“ Hallelujah
Hallelujah N“

336
00:20:44,281 --> 00:20:46,943
N“ Hallelujah N“

337
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:49,212
N“ Hallelujah N“

338
00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:51,219
N“ Hallelujah N“

339
00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:53,483
N“ Hallelujah
Hallelujah N“

340
00:20:53,624 --> 00:20:56,218
N“ Hallelujah N“

341
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,624
<i> For the Lord God </i>

342
00:20:58,763 --> 00:21:03,166
<i> Omnipotent reigneth </i>

343
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,564
N“ Hallelujah
Hallelujah N“

344
00:21:05,703 --> 00:21:07,899
N“ Hallelujah
Hallelujah.. MN

345
00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:19,815
Hey, don't keep pawing
everything. Buy it or get lost.

346
00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:22,942
You keep coming to look
at that, buy it or go away.

347
00:21:23,087 --> 00:21:26,022
How you go any photos of
Andy Lau in his red T-shirt?

348
00:21:26,157 --> 00:21:27,989
You like the T-shirt wet or dry?

349
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,719
- I like it wet.
- Right. Five dollars more.

350
00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:34,830
Gee, Sam Chan
is scouting for talent

351
00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:37,957
that means I get a chance
to meet him if I try.

352
00:21:38,102 --> 00:21:41,299
Don't get excited.
He's only looking for guys.

353
00:21:41,438 --> 00:21:43,600
Buy.

354
00:21:43,741 --> 00:21:46,005
Hey! You can't enter.

355
00:21:46,143 --> 00:21:50,876
Why can't I enter? Because
I can disguise myself as a guy.

356
00:21:51,015 --> 00:21:54,883
That would be a sight. Great big
melons wobbling up and down.

357
00:21:55,019 --> 00:21:57,113
- Hon, hot), hot).
- Watch it.

358
00:21:57,254 --> 00:22:00,280
And get your rubbish off my
store or I'll call the police.

359
00:22:01,425 --> 00:22:03,291
Huh! I'm shaking.

360
00:22:03,427 --> 00:22:05,156
- Hey, Billy, listen up.
- What?

361
00:22:05,296 --> 00:22:08,493
You haven't got any breasts
at all, you could enter as a guy

362
00:22:08,632 --> 00:22:10,464
and be the new megastar.

363
00:22:20,611 --> 00:22:23,239
Hey, man. How you doin'?

364
00:22:36,227 --> 00:22:37,854
- Hey, open up.
- Yeah, come on.

365
00:22:37,995 --> 00:22:39,895
Let us in. Come on.

366
00:22:44,168 --> 00:22:45,101
Slowly.

367
00:22:47,571 --> 00:22:49,437
All, girlfriends,
go upstairs and wait.

368
00:22:49,573 --> 00:22:52,008
Guys, go upstairs to the
right and take a number.

369
00:22:52,142 --> 00:22:54,577
- Slowly.
- Upstairs and to the right.

370
00:22:54,712 --> 00:22:58,546
Upstairs, right. Take a number.

371
00:22:58,682 --> 00:23:00,446
Hey, come on. Take it easy.

372
00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:03,076
'Come on, one at a time.'

373
00:23:07,424 --> 00:23:09,290
Yo! What)! When!

374
00:23:35,185 --> 00:23:36,710
N“ Bum-bum-bum-bum N“

375
00:23:36,854 --> 00:23:40,654
<i> H you fly hang ham
you better get drunk </i>

376
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,054
<i> Because it sucks MM</i>

377
00:23:46,463 --> 00:23:48,363
<i>(mam it?“ 'Hey' buddy'
you're supposed to sing.“</i>

378
00:23:50,601 --> 00:23:54,560
N“ It's a trick by Mr. Willy
had you looking very silly MN

379
00:23:54,705 --> 00:23:57,766
<i>If</i> Your love has
stripped my defenses<i/>

380
00:23:57,908 --> 00:24:00,741
<i>II</i> I feel naked under your gaze<i/>

381
00:24:00,878 --> 00:24:03,404
<i>II</i> I yearn for you every night <i>If</i>

382
00:24:03,547 --> 00:24:06,778
<i>Fantasize in the days <i>If</i>

383
00:24:06,917 --> 00:24:09,682
<i>II</i> I tried my best
to make it work <i>If</i>

384
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,812
N“ But you left without a word N“

385
00:24:12,957 --> 00:24:14,823
New I want to die N“

386
00:24:14,959 --> 00:24:19,192
<i>If</i> I'm so lonesome<i/>

387
00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:23,358
<i> I'm naked naked </i>

388
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,467
 Na.. I”!

389
00:24:38,649 --> 00:24:41,949
Watch it. I still need to
breathe even if I'm being a guy.

390
00:24:42,086 --> 00:24:45,283
You may not have much.
But what there is has got to go.

391
00:24:45,422 --> 00:24:46,287
It's not fair.

392
00:25:00,004 --> 00:25:01,665
<i> You're ready
your broken dream MM</i>

393
00:25:01,805 --> 00:25:03,136
One, two, three..

394
00:25:03,273 --> 00:25:05,833
N“ I know I can't sing
but I try MN

395
00:25:10,314 --> 00:25:11,907
- Wow! Excellent!
- Forget it. Forget it.

396
00:25:12,049 --> 00:25:13,483
You're not listening
to the words.

397
00:25:13,617 --> 00:25:15,449
Number 1-1-2-6.

398
00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:21,023
We'll now perform from
Leon Lai's "Summer Of Love."

399
00:25:21,158 --> 00:25:22,751
'Begin.'

400
00:25:26,163 --> 00:25:28,427
Hey, buddy, could you
sing a little louder?

401
00:25:28,565 --> 00:25:30,659
Huh? He's already
singing his heart out.

402
00:25:30,801 --> 00:25:33,634
But it's mime, use your heart
not your ears, it's easier.

403
00:25:37,174 --> 00:25:38,767
Hey, you went off-key.

404
00:25:43,247 --> 00:25:46,342
<i> Yes I'm fired at my dream </i>

405
00:25:46,483 --> 00:25:50,181
<i>II</i> I love you more than ever <i>If</i>

406
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,049
New walk into my life.. MN

407
00:25:52,189 --> 00:25:53,520
- 'That's fine. Thanks.'
- It's great.

408
00:25:53,657 --> 00:25:55,284
- 'Thank <i>you.'</i>
- Yes, thank you, thank you.

409
00:25:55,426 --> 00:25:57,224
Hey, go away, you nutcase.

410
00:25:57,361 --> 00:25:59,762
Hey, hey. Get him out.

411
00:25:59,897 --> 00:26:01,456
Do something. Hey!

412
00:26:01,598 --> 00:26:03,259
- I love you.
- Alright. Alright.

413
00:26:05,436 --> 00:26:06,767
Hey, you okay?

414
00:26:06,904 --> 00:26:08,770
Thank you very much.

415
00:26:08,906 --> 00:26:10,431
N“ Wa-a-a N“

416
00:26:13,277 --> 00:26:15,211
<i> Wa-a-a MM</i>

417
00:26:19,216 --> 00:26:20,650
Yes, great. Yeah, fantastic.

418
00:26:20,784 --> 00:26:22,274
Wonderful. Don't call us, okay?

419
00:26:22,419 --> 00:26:24,148
- Yeah, great.
- Good job, guys. Come on.

420
00:26:24,288 --> 00:26:26,279
This way.
Out this way now please.

421
00:26:26,423 --> 00:26:28,755
- Follow me.
- Yes, very enthusiastic.

422
00:26:28,892 --> 00:26:30,724
I like it. Okay, thank you.

423
00:26:33,097 --> 00:26:34,656
I know what's the matter.

424
00:26:34,798 --> 00:26:37,768
You know I'm a woman so you
don't take my manhood seriously.

425
00:26:37,901 --> 00:26:40,598
If I act like one, I'll be
treated like one. Right?

426
00:26:40,737 --> 00:26:42,227
- Yeah.
- Something's wrong, Yuri.

427
00:26:42,372 --> 00:26:44,500
These pants don't fit,
they're baggy around the crotch

428
00:26:44,641 --> 00:26:46,109
like there's room
for something else.

429
00:26:46,243 --> 00:26:48,905
Of course there's spare
room in there. You're not a man.

430
00:26:49,046 --> 00:26:50,980
- So what?
- Shove something down there.

431
00:26:51,115 --> 00:26:52,446
- What for instance?
- Hey.

432
00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:54,984
How about this, huh?

433
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,678
- It might work.
- That's my terrapin.

434
00:26:56,820 --> 00:27:00,120
It's the wrong shape.
This wouldn't impress anyone.

435
00:27:00,257 --> 00:27:02,817
And this would easily break.

436
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,861
And this would cutoff
what I do have down there.

437
00:27:05,996 --> 00:27:08,363
I don't think anybody would
believe this, would they?

438
00:27:08,499 --> 00:27:10,627
Hey, how about glow sticks?

439
00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:13,862
Well, don't break the ends off
or you'll shine down there.

440
00:27:14,004 --> 00:27:16,166
Hey, I'll just tie them
together, they'll be alright.

441
00:27:16,306 --> 00:27:19,833
Don't worry about it.
Come on and help me then.

442
00:27:19,977 --> 00:27:23,038
Men don't stand like
that unless they're gay.

443
00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:24,841
Michael Jackson
stands like this.

444
00:27:24,982 --> 00:27:27,314
Just watch me. Alright?
Put your legs apart.

445
00:27:27,451 --> 00:27:29,385
- This thing will fall.
- Hands in your pocket.

446
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,615
It won't. I tied it on
properly. Legs apart. Right.

447
00:27:32,756 --> 00:27:34,053
Take a step.

448
00:27:34,191 --> 00:27:37,183
Right. Right leg first.
Do what I do.

449
00:27:37,327 --> 00:27:39,625
Right, left.
And scratch, scratch.

450
00:27:39,763 --> 00:27:42,562
- Ew! Get lost.
- All men do this.

451
00:27:42,699 --> 00:27:45,669
You want to be a man, don't you?
Come on. Scratch yourself.

452
00:27:45,802 --> 00:27:47,201
- Scratch yourself.
- Do I have to?

453
00:27:47,337 --> 00:27:49,032
- Scratch yourself right now.
- Okay.

454
00:27:49,173 --> 00:27:50,368
Now, let's start again.

455
00:27:50,507 --> 00:27:53,966
Ready. One, two,
scratch, scratch.

456
00:27:54,111 --> 00:27:56,876
Okay, one, two,
scratch, scratch.

457
00:27:57,014 --> 00:27:59,676
One, two, scratch,
scratch. Atta boy.

458
00:27:59,816 --> 00:28:01,250
One, two,
scratch, scratch.

459
00:28:01,385 --> 00:28:03,547
Does it look natural
if I scratch like this?

460
00:28:03,687 --> 00:28:06,657
No. You look like a pervert.
Men just know how to scratch.

461
00:28:06,790 --> 00:28:08,918
I only hope your
glow sticks don't fall off.

462
00:28:09,059 --> 00:28:11,653
- They do feel a bit louse.
- Hey, hey.

463
00:28:11,795 --> 00:28:14,196
Come on or we'll be late.
One, two, scratch, scratch.

464
00:28:14,331 --> 00:28:15,821
Am I doing it right?

465
00:28:15,966 --> 00:28:19,163
Wow, it's late. Oh no!
I've got to make a delivery.

466
00:28:19,303 --> 00:28:21,704
I'll be back in two hours.
I'll meet you here.

467
00:28:21,838 --> 00:28:23,704
- You can't leave me.
- You'll be alright.

468
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,239
- Remember your words?
- No idea.

469
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:26,342
Fate is..

470
00:28:26,476 --> 00:28:28,274
<i> Now (ate is on my side </i>

471
00:28:28,412 --> 00:28:31,074
Don't let your major assets
fall, you have to think fast.

472
00:28:31,215 --> 00:28:33,013
- Right.
- Fine. Time you went in now.

473
00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,346
- No, I'm not going.
- Yeah, you are. oh Freaksville.

474
00:28:35,485 --> 00:28:37,613
- I can wait.
- Now get in there. Go on.

475
00:28:37,754 --> 00:28:40,485
Go on. Good luck.

476
00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:47,352
Mr. Chan, we're in trouble.
It's our last day today.

477
00:28:49,499 --> 00:28:50,762
Hello.

478
00:28:53,337 --> 00:28:55,738
May Rose is having
a tantrum in the studio.

479
00:28:55,872 --> 00:28:58,000
Can you get over there now?

480
00:29:09,553 --> 00:29:12,420
Well, she says
the key is too high for her.

481
00:29:12,556 --> 00:29:13,819
Here.

482
00:29:13,957 --> 00:29:17,120
It isn't.
It's exactly right.

483
00:29:17,261 --> 00:29:18,456
Lower it four tones.

484
00:29:18,595 --> 00:29:19,687
Hey!

485
00:29:35,746 --> 00:29:37,976
<i> Now it's time to introduce
gibb'lty gibb'lty gibb'lty goo </i>

486
00:29:40,384 --> 00:29:42,478
<i>Brother like a mother
been together and forever <i>If</i>

487
00:29:42,619 --> 00:29:44,917
<i>Give it a lot of love
and I give it a lot of.. <i>II</i>

488
00:29:45,055 --> 00:29:48,719
N“ Give it a lot of money
and I give it a lot of.. MN

489
00:30:09,179 --> 00:30:12,114
'9-0-3-6.'

490
00:30:12,249 --> 00:30:14,343
'Number 9-0-3-6.'

491
00:30:19,122 --> 00:30:20,817
Well, this is
the last candidate.

492
00:30:23,093 --> 00:30:24,185
Yes?

493
00:30:26,096 --> 00:30:27,962
Rainbow says
May Rose is wild.

494
00:30:31,034 --> 00:30:33,196
I'm busy. She can
take care of it herself.

495
00:30:35,172 --> 00:30:38,233
Just go downstairs, turn
left and then turn right.

496
00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:40,969
Then go straight in through
the doors. It's there.

497
00:30:41,111 --> 00:30:42,636
Don't be scared.

498
00:30:42,779 --> 00:30:44,474
Uh, May Ruse, wait.
Please wait.

499
00:30:44,614 --> 00:30:45,911
Mr. Chan's
auditioning down there.

500
00:30:46,049 --> 00:30:47,244
He doesn't
wanna be disturbed.

501
00:30:47,384 --> 00:30:49,819
- Who do you think I am?
- I know. I'm sorry.

502
00:30:49,953 --> 00:30:51,079
- Really I am--
- Get out.

503
00:30:51,221 --> 00:30:53,155
I'm sorry,
it's what he said to me.

504
00:30:55,492 --> 00:30:56,926
Give me room!

505
00:31:01,398 --> 00:31:04,527
Sam Chan! Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you, Mr. Big Shot there.

506
00:31:04,668 --> 00:31:06,432
- Finished your game?
- 'It isn't a game.'

507
00:31:06,570 --> 00:31:08,664
- 'I'm auditioning.'
- Yeah, right.

508
00:31:14,344 --> 00:31:16,369
What is your problem?

509
00:31:16,513 --> 00:31:18,038
I'm-I'm speechless.

510
00:31:18,181 --> 00:31:19,512
Why? What's the matter?

511
00:31:19,649 --> 00:31:22,175
I'm your fan.

512
00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:25,254
It's strange,
I'm talking to you.

513
00:31:25,389 --> 00:31:28,359
So this is your idea of talent,
is it? People like him?

514
00:31:28,492 --> 00:31:30,517
I'm deliberately
auditioning ordinary guys.

515
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:34,221
Ordinary guys? Jeez, you've
seen over 9,000 ordinary guys!

516
00:31:34,364 --> 00:31:36,025
One must be ordinary enough!

517
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:39,602
What's an ordinary guy?
One who can fly? See the future?

518
00:31:39,736 --> 00:31:41,602
Now here's
a very ordinary guy.

519
00:31:41,738 --> 00:31:43,433
50, guy,
you know how to sing?

520
00:31:43,573 --> 00:31:45,473
Come on,
sing something for us.

521
00:31:45,609 --> 00:31:49,443
Something ordinary.
Introducing an ordinary guy.

522
00:31:49,579 --> 00:31:51,445
'Forget her. Just sing.'

523
00:31:55,352 --> 00:31:56,751
<i> My “he has been </i>

524
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:03,824
<i>II</i> My life has been
a beautiful day <i>If</i>

525
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,724
<i> My “he has
been an easy ride </i>

526
00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:07,557
<i>II</i> My life has been
none of these things <i>If</i>

527
00:32:07,697 --> 00:32:09,597
N“ But I try too hard N“

528
00:32:09,733 --> 00:32:11,292
<i>Please don't cry
if you are down <i>If</i>

529
00:32:11,435 --> 00:32:13,597
<i>II</i> I want to be your clown<i/>

530
00:32:13,737 --> 00:32:15,466
<i> Fate is on ”</i>

531
00:32:16,873 --> 00:32:18,568
Mm, I've forgotten the rest.

532
00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:22,008
Brilliant. Oh, I
was deeply moved.

533
00:32:22,145 --> 00:32:23,476
This must be your guy.

534
00:32:23,613 --> 00:32:25,513
If this man isn't
ordinary enough for you

535
00:32:25,649 --> 00:32:28,141
you better have a brain
transplant or a lobotomy!

536
00:32:32,656 --> 00:32:34,317
Fine. Sign him up.

537
00:32:36,259 --> 00:32:37,954
Signing me?

538
00:32:38,094 --> 00:32:41,257
So the God of ordinary
people has smiled on us.

539
00:32:41,398 --> 00:32:43,162
Right, listen to me.
I witnessed that.

540
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,961
You get into any
trouble with them

541
00:32:45,101 --> 00:32:47,866
you can call me as a witness,
and sue this scum!

542
00:32:50,574 --> 00:32:54,204
Mr. Big Shut...good luck!

543
00:32:59,616 --> 00:33:01,948
So, kid, look me in the eye.

544
00:33:04,488 --> 00:33:06,320
- Are you gay?
- Huh?

545
00:33:06,456 --> 00:33:08,390
- I'm sorry.
- Buzz off.

546
00:33:09,793 --> 00:33:11,989
You and me, girls together.

547
00:33:12,128 --> 00:33:13,323
No. I'm not gay.

548
00:33:13,463 --> 00:33:15,864
Is his look fashionable?
He's a bore.

549
00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:20,293
Well, it isn't.
It's ordinary really.

550
00:33:20,437 --> 00:33:22,906
Specially ordinary.

551
00:33:23,039 --> 00:33:25,303
Special?

552
00:33:25,442 --> 00:33:28,503
He's a dream guy.
He's beautiful.

553
00:33:28,645 --> 00:33:30,579
A little bit feminine.

554
00:33:30,714 --> 00:33:33,684
He'll be a hit with
the boys and the girls.

555
00:33:33,817 --> 00:33:36,752
Where was he when I was
a young guy? Too late now.

556
00:33:37,954 --> 00:33:40,082
What's your name, kid?

557
00:33:40,223 --> 00:33:41,918
It's Billy Wing.

558
00:33:42,058 --> 00:33:44,550
Beautiful. A real
showbiz name that.

559
00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:48,894
Billy...do some turns.

560
00:33:55,238 --> 00:33:57,468
Alright. Stand.

561
00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,767
Head up.

562
00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,935
- Point your finger.
- Which one?

563
00:34:02,078 --> 00:34:03,443
Any one.

564
00:34:05,682 --> 00:34:07,150
Turn around.

565
00:34:09,486 --> 00:34:11,215
Jump a little.

566
00:34:11,354 --> 00:34:13,186
Well, take your arm down.

567
00:34:16,059 --> 00:34:18,357
- Sit down.
- Can I put my head down now?

568
00:34:18,495 --> 00:34:20,327
Of course, you can.

569
00:34:25,168 --> 00:34:27,034
Yes, he could go far.

570
00:34:34,244 --> 00:34:37,270
Well...very nice.

571
00:34:37,414 --> 00:34:39,280
A little bit thin though.

572
00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:53,988
Excuse me. I need the john.

573
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,295
Perfect.

574
00:34:58,435 --> 00:34:59,630
Need any help, darling?

575
00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:03,235
Yuri! Quick!

576
00:35:03,373 --> 00:35:05,569
Uh, uh,
oh, what's happening?

577
00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:07,006
- Yuri.
- Yeah.

578
00:35:07,143 --> 00:35:09,305
The silly thing's about
to drop off. Do something.

579
00:35:09,446 --> 00:35:12,416
I said you should've tied it on.
Now I gotta tighten it.

580
00:35:12,549 --> 00:35:14,643
Hey, keep still.
Let me get it on.

581
00:35:14,784 --> 00:35:18,311
Ah, ei, ah, okay,
heck, it's falling off.

582
00:35:18,455 --> 00:35:19,581
<i>'Ow'. That hurts.'</i>

583
00:35:19,723 --> 00:35:20,849
- 'Dun't push so hard.'
- 'Relax.'

584
00:35:20,991 --> 00:35:23,153
'It's easy if you let me do it.'

585
00:35:23,293 --> 00:35:25,955
'No way. It's
so big, we can't get it in.'

586
00:35:26,096 --> 00:35:28,827
'It's meant to be
big. Just relax. That's better.'

587
00:35:28,965 --> 00:35:31,366
- 'To the left. Just a bit.'
- 'Is that okay?'

588
00:35:31,501 --> 00:35:34,630
'Ah, ah, that's it. Enough.
Let's finish when we get home.'

589
00:35:34,771 --> 00:35:36,671
'I didn't wanna
do it here anyway.'

590
00:35:36,806 --> 00:35:38,865
You really think
he has star quality?

591
00:35:39,009 --> 00:35:41,376
Girl's intuition.

592
00:35:41,511 --> 00:35:43,673
But, Auntie, I think
he just doesn't have it.

593
00:35:43,813 --> 00:35:45,804
I know he's very
green, but even so.

594
00:35:45,949 --> 00:35:49,476
Listen, darlin', all new
singers sound like cats.

595
00:35:49,619 --> 00:35:51,781
Just tell me which new
singer ever sounded good?

596
00:35:51,921 --> 00:35:53,320
You'll fix it in the studio.

597
00:35:53,456 --> 00:35:55,515
We can fix any old
screecher. Relax.

598
00:35:55,659 --> 00:35:57,218
Packaging, that's the trick.

599
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,522
What they dress like,
how they do their hair

600
00:35:59,663 --> 00:36:01,563
where they hang out.

601
00:36:01,698 --> 00:36:03,564
I can sell him.

602
00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:06,635
The real question is,
do you trust me enough?

603
00:36:06,770 --> 00:36:08,795
If you do, then
we're backing a winner.

604
00:36:13,009 --> 00:36:14,443
Sign him. Trust me.

605
00:36:25,221 --> 00:36:27,713
Why aren't you signing?

606
00:36:27,857 --> 00:36:31,350
I think you...
you might regret it.

607
00:36:31,494 --> 00:36:33,656
'Mr. Chan
doesn't have time for regrets.'

608
00:36:33,797 --> 00:36:37,233
'You'll be the one regretting
it if you don't sign.'

609
00:36:37,367 --> 00:36:39,028
Right, just remember

610
00:36:39,169 --> 00:36:41,831
you're the one who wants
me to be a male star.

611
00:36:41,971 --> 00:36:44,201
What's that?

612
00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,399
Nothing.

613
00:36:46,543 --> 00:36:47,908
Oh, alright,
you just promise

614
00:36:48,044 --> 00:36:49,910
that this is what
you really like.

615
00:36:54,384 --> 00:36:56,284
When do I get
my own fan club?

616
00:36:56,419 --> 00:36:59,684
'One, two, three,
four. One, two, seven, eight.'

617
00:36:59,823 --> 00:37:01,450
'One and two and three and four'

618
00:37:01,591 --> 00:37:03,525
'and five and six
and seven and eight.'

619
00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:05,560
And up and up.

620
00:37:05,695 --> 00:37:09,359
Three, four, five,
six, seven. Up.

621
00:37:15,505 --> 00:37:19,499
One, two, three,
four, five, six, and up.

622
00:37:22,378 --> 00:37:25,871
<i>- Aa-a-a-'l-'l-'I.
- 'Aa'I, good.'</i>

623
00:37:26,015 --> 00:37:27,312
<i>- 'On-n-n.'
- OO-O-O.</i>

624
00:37:27,450 --> 00:37:30,476
Round emu-0.00414),
to the left. Right.

625
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:33,146
Jaw left, jaw right,
jaw up, jaw down.

626
00:37:33,289 --> 00:37:36,589
Jaw up, jaw down.
Open. Let it come.

627
00:37:36,726 --> 00:37:38,421
Like so with
total emotion.

628
00:37:38,561 --> 00:37:41,553
- Oo-aa-aa-aa-a-a!
- Aa-aa-aa-a-a!

629
00:37:41,698 --> 00:37:43,132
- Down again, down again.
- Aa-aa-aa-a-a.

630
00:37:43,266 --> 00:37:44,233
Now up again.

631
00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:46,893
- Aa-aa-aa-a-a!
- Aa-aa-aa-a-a!

632
00:37:47,036 --> 00:37:48,936
- Down again..
- Aa-aa-aa-a-a.

633
00:37:49,072 --> 00:37:52,667
- Aa-aa-aa-a-a!
- Aa-aa-aa-a-a!

634
00:37:52,809 --> 00:37:55,176
- One more time. Very good.
- Aa-aa-aa-a-a!

635
00:37:58,882 --> 00:38:03,547
Mr. Chan. I'm sorry. May Rose's
friend has parked in your spot.

636
00:38:04,921 --> 00:38:06,650
Hello?

637
00:38:06,790 --> 00:38:09,191
'Move your
friend's car from my space.'

638
00:38:09,325 --> 00:38:11,953
It's only one night, huh.
Hey, Roger.

639
00:38:12,095 --> 00:38:13,859
Huh? Roger? You're
with that creep again?

640
00:38:13,997 --> 00:38:16,193
'Stup
banging on. It's his birthday.'

641
00:38:16,332 --> 00:38:17,857
His...okay,
so it's his birthday.

642
00:38:18,001 --> 00:38:20,436
That gives him the right
to sleep with my girlfriend?

643
00:38:20,570 --> 00:38:22,095
. Hey--
- Hey, another drink.

644
00:38:22,238 --> 00:38:23,171
- Shh.
- Give me that.

645
00:38:23,306 --> 00:38:24,774
He didn't wish
me happy birthday.

646
00:38:24,908 --> 00:38:27,536
- Why didn't you wish--
- Don't be silly. Give it to me.

647
00:38:27,677 --> 00:38:29,338
Sorry, but you'll
just have to do

648
00:38:29,479 --> 00:38:31,004
without it tonight.
The car park.

649
00:38:31,147 --> 00:38:32,444
Hey!

650
00:38:33,650 --> 00:38:34,549
Fool!

651
00:38:51,768 --> 00:38:54,396
He was very drunk,
and he wouldn't go home.

652
00:38:55,772 --> 00:38:58,503
Can you help me with him?

653
00:38:58,641 --> 00:38:59,540
Please.

654
00:39:07,784 --> 00:39:10,276
Amazing guy that,
he was born twice.

655
00:39:26,336 --> 00:39:29,601
What's wrong?
You angry?

656
00:39:29,739 --> 00:39:32,174
We have an agreement,
so long as we're not married

657
00:39:32,308 --> 00:39:34,834
I can date whoever I
like and so can you.

658
00:39:34,978 --> 00:39:37,106
Anyway I only did it
to make you jealous.

659
00:39:37,247 --> 00:39:40,114
Forget jealous. The guy's
a jerk. I feel sorry for you.

660
00:39:42,886 --> 00:39:44,854
So how's your
ordinary guy?

661
00:39:44,988 --> 00:39:46,615
Can he sing?

662
00:39:46,756 --> 00:39:48,622
I think he'll learn.

663
00:39:48,758 --> 00:39:50,351
He has heart.

664
00:39:50,493 --> 00:39:52,291
Heart?

665
00:39:52,428 --> 00:39:55,056
Don't I sing with heart?

666
00:39:55,198 --> 00:39:57,098
This is where you live.

667
00:39:59,502 --> 00:40:02,062
- I wanna sleep at your place.
- No way.

668
00:40:02,205 --> 00:40:04,367
- Why can't I?
- I got a lot of work.

669
00:40:04,507 --> 00:40:06,532
- I'll stay up and help you.
- No, thanks.

670
00:40:06,676 --> 00:40:08,075
- Look, see you later.
- Come on.

671
00:40:08,211 --> 00:40:09,872
I don't wanna
have to go home.

672
00:40:10,013 --> 00:40:11,538
- Come on.
- Don't do that.

673
00:40:11,681 --> 00:40:14,981
- Hey, stop it.
- Ha ha. Whoa! Wha..

674
00:40:15,118 --> 00:40:17,143
- Crazy.
- What happened?

675
00:40:17,287 --> 00:40:18,618
What's wrong?

676
00:40:18,755 --> 00:40:20,621
- 'Damn! Now what?'
- 'The lift is stuck.'

677
00:40:20,757 --> 00:40:22,486
<i>'Oh, no. Not again?</i>

678
00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:25,595
'It's your fault. I never liked
this place. I wanted a huuse.'

679
00:40:25,728 --> 00:40:27,127
<i>- 'Oh, Stu" it'.'
- 'Don't get hysterical'</i>

680
00:40:27,263 --> 00:40:29,925
- 'Open the door!'
- 'It's only a broken lift.'

681
00:40:30,066 --> 00:40:32,831
'Can't you even service a lift?
The useless jerks!'

682
00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:39,440
'I need to know you a little'

683
00:40:39,575 --> 00:40:40,974
'since I'll be
writing your material'

684
00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:43,272
'to know who you are
and what you're about.'

685
00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:45,313
'Su I can write
songs you relate to.'

686
00:40:45,448 --> 00:40:46,916
Design a song.

687
00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:48,518
What was your
first girlfriend?

688
00:40:48,651 --> 00:40:51,746
What guy remembers
these things? I've no idea.

689
00:40:53,656 --> 00:40:55,988
When did you first have sex?

690
00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:58,924
Hey, that's a bit
personal, isn't it?

691
00:40:59,062 --> 00:41:01,531
You're still a virgin.

692
00:41:03,232 --> 00:41:06,133
Come on.
They're an extinct species.

693
00:41:06,269 --> 00:41:08,636
- Okay?
- Okay.

694
00:41:08,771 --> 00:41:10,603
So who was she?

695
00:41:13,009 --> 00:41:15,341
Mm, well,
the first chick I lay

696
00:41:15,478 --> 00:41:17,640
I don't remember her name

697
00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:20,772
I woke up, she was there.
Then she got up and went.

698
00:41:20,917 --> 00:41:22,817
Listen, kid, you've
gotta be honest with me

699
00:41:22,952 --> 00:41:24,511
or I can't help you.

700
00:41:24,654 --> 00:41:26,213
That stuff's
all in the past.

701
00:41:26,356 --> 00:41:28,848
All I know about your
present is your name.

702
00:41:28,992 --> 00:41:32,656
Well, alright.
Uh...| have two idols.

703
00:41:32,795 --> 00:41:34,695
- Who are they?
- You and May Ruse.

704
00:41:34,831 --> 00:41:36,492
When are you
getting married?

705
00:41:36,632 --> 00:41:39,397
When did I ever say
anything about getting married?

706
00:41:39,535 --> 00:41:40,900
It was in a magazine.

707
00:41:41,037 --> 00:41:43,472
Everyone says you two have
been together for so long

708
00:41:43,606 --> 00:41:46,837
you're the perfect couple,
like a fairy tale come true.

709
00:41:46,976 --> 00:41:48,671
You're a Sagittarius,
but she's a Leo.

710
00:41:48,811 --> 00:41:51,542
You're the perfect couple
according to astrology.

711
00:41:51,681 --> 00:41:53,547
- What else do you know?
- A lot.

712
00:41:53,683 --> 00:41:56,345
You were an only child
and your father was Duke Chan.

713
00:41:56,486 --> 00:41:59,421
'Your love of music started
with him and he was your idol.'

714
00:41:59,555 --> 00:42:01,853
You studied in the States
and returned in 1985

715
00:42:01,991 --> 00:42:03,550
and nobody would buy your songs.

716
00:42:03,693 --> 00:42:05,593
You played the piano
in a hotel bar.

717
00:42:05,728 --> 00:42:07,253
'No bad habits,
just one ritual.'

718
00:42:07,397 --> 00:42:08,831
'You jam with the Golden Oldies'

719
00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:11,093
the first Saturday of every
month. Atop priority.

720
00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:15,265
Hello.

721
00:42:15,405 --> 00:42:17,430
Yeah, what?

722
00:42:17,573 --> 00:42:19,439
Again?

723
00:42:19,575 --> 00:42:21,873
Okay, we'll talk later.
I'm sorry.

724
00:42:22,011 --> 00:42:23,877
What's going on?

725
00:42:24,013 --> 00:42:25,913
Nusey Parker.

726
00:42:28,518 --> 00:42:30,179
Shall we continue
this at my place?

727
00:42:30,319 --> 00:42:32,253
<i>Why not?</i>

728
00:42:32,388 --> 00:42:36,188
Mr. Chan,
it gets messier.

729
00:42:36,325 --> 00:42:37,793
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

730
00:42:37,927 --> 00:42:39,861
Oh, yeah, the lift's
been playing up again.

731
00:42:39,996 --> 00:42:41,623
Get somebody to fix it,
will you?

732
00:42:41,764 --> 00:42:43,562
- Yeah..
- It could be dangerous.

733
00:42:43,699 --> 00:42:46,464
Wow, hey, who's the genius
who organized this lot?

734
00:42:46,602 --> 00:42:49,037
Looks like a bomb hit it.

735
00:42:49,172 --> 00:42:50,298
Your other idol.

736
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,532
May Rose?

737
00:42:51,674 --> 00:42:54,109
Wow.

738
00:42:54,243 --> 00:42:56,405
Great. I didn't think
I'd ever see that again.

739
00:42:56,546 --> 00:42:58,810
'I thought you two
lived together.'

740
00:42:58,948 --> 00:43:00,609
Which magazine did
you get that from?

741
00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:02,650
Knock that rumor
on the head right now.

742
00:43:02,785 --> 00:43:05,117
It's malicious gossip.

743
00:43:05,254 --> 00:43:07,780
- She lives downstairs.
- 'That's a good idea.'

744
00:43:07,924 --> 00:43:11,952
Not living together but you can
see each other. Very new age.

745
00:43:12,095 --> 00:43:14,826
Ooh, great.

746
00:43:14,964 --> 00:43:17,899
Hey, why is May Rose
moving all her stuff out?

747
00:43:18,034 --> 00:43:19,661
Oh, she's always
moving her stuff around.

748
00:43:19,802 --> 00:43:21,395
Happens several
times a year.

749
00:43:21,537 --> 00:43:23,471
No, you're not
breaking up, are you?

750
00:43:23,606 --> 00:43:26,303
Women are only happy when
they give men a hard time.

751
00:43:26,442 --> 00:43:27,932
Hey, that's
pretty chauvinist.

752
00:43:28,077 --> 00:43:29,738
Do you two fight a lot?

753
00:43:29,879 --> 00:43:32,814
Wow, this is some piano.

754
00:43:32,949 --> 00:43:35,179
Hey, is this
where you compose?

755
00:43:35,318 --> 00:43:37,753
No, it isn't.
I do that in the bath.

756
00:43:40,957 --> 00:43:42,516
Can you play the piano?

757
00:43:42,658 --> 00:43:44,592
I can a little bit.

758
00:43:48,297 --> 00:43:51,164
<i>[instrumental
“Mary Had A Little Lamb“)</i>

759
00:44:02,812 --> 00:44:05,804
Anyone home?

760
00:44:05,948 --> 00:44:08,315
That thing's from
my father's old place.

761
00:44:08,451 --> 00:44:11,512
It isn't real.

762
00:44:11,654 --> 00:44:13,554
I know that.
I'm not dumb.

763
00:44:15,491 --> 00:44:17,084
Garbage bin.

764
00:44:20,530 --> 00:44:23,864
Wow, May Rose's
signature is on this.

765
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,627
Why is it in the bin?

766
00:44:25,768 --> 00:44:27,532
Romantic, love letter.

767
00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:31,629
It's not romantic.
It's just a note, that's all.

768
00:44:31,774 --> 00:44:34,368
If you don't want it,
I'll have it.

769
00:44:34,510 --> 00:44:35,807
Whatever.

770
00:44:37,146 --> 00:44:38,375
What else is there?

771
00:44:38,514 --> 00:44:40,812
It's like a treasure chest.

772
00:44:40,950 --> 00:44:45,581
Hey, don't just sit there. Go
to May Rose and say sorry, huh?

773
00:44:45,721 --> 00:44:47,246
Why should I say sorry?

774
00:44:47,390 --> 00:44:50,018
It's women. They like
to be pampered by men.

775
00:44:50,159 --> 00:44:54,653
Of course, that gives men
a lotta control over women, un?

776
00:44:54,797 --> 00:44:56,231
What's "un?"

777
00:44:56,365 --> 00:44:58,060
Un, understand.

778
00:44:58,201 --> 00:45:00,067
Generation chasm here.

779
00:45:13,182 --> 00:45:15,742
Hey, which is her side?

780
00:45:15,885 --> 00:45:17,785
You wanna know
what we do there too?

781
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,615
Sorry. Un, un.

782
00:45:19,755 --> 00:45:21,086
Get out of here.

783
00:45:24,026 --> 00:45:27,223
These things here, which is
her set and which is your set?

784
00:45:27,363 --> 00:45:29,024
- Does it matter?
- Of course it does.

785
00:45:29,165 --> 00:45:30,564
May Rose's would
fetch about 300

786
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:34,136
and yours, a bit less,
about a 100.

787
00:45:34,270 --> 00:45:36,432
You're taking my garbage
to sell on the streets?

788
00:45:36,572 --> 00:45:39,064
Isn't that a bit
greedy of you?

789
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,370
I'll go now.

790
00:45:41,510 --> 00:45:43,410
- Why?
- You'd never understand.

791
00:45:43,546 --> 00:45:45,105
The rich never
understand the poor.

792
00:45:45,248 --> 00:45:47,148
And if we disagree,
you'll always win.

793
00:45:47,283 --> 00:45:48,307
Where do you live?

794
00:45:48,451 --> 00:45:50,317
Uh, Kowloon City.

795
00:45:50,453 --> 00:45:52,615
Planes come over at 200 ft.
every two minutes

796
00:45:52,755 --> 00:45:54,917
and we got a lotta
cockroaches and cats too.

797
00:45:55,057 --> 00:45:57,253
Plus, the landlord peeps
when I take a shower.

798
00:45:57,393 --> 00:45:58,724
At you?

799
00:45:58,861 --> 00:46:00,488
Weird guy.
That's the trouble with him.

800
00:46:00,630 --> 00:46:02,564
- Can you move?
- I'd love to move in.

801
00:46:02,698 --> 00:46:05,633
Thanks. You can get to know
me better, teach me the piano.

802
00:46:05,768 --> 00:46:08,169
I'll clean the house.
It's a deal. I appreciate it.

803
00:46:08,304 --> 00:46:10,466
See you tomorrow then.
Seven o'clock.

804
00:46:29,258 --> 00:46:30,885
Good morning.
Room service.

805
00:46:32,795 --> 00:46:34,661
Good morning, sir. Coffee?

806
00:46:36,065 --> 00:46:37,692
- It looks delicious.
- It is.

807
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:39,995
'I used to love
doing this as a kid.'

808
00:46:40,136 --> 00:46:41,626
Playing house?

809
00:46:41,771 --> 00:46:43,432
Uh, yeah, it's not
all that strange.

810
00:46:43,572 --> 00:46:45,700
My neighbors were girls.
They always wanted to play.

811
00:46:46,909 --> 00:46:48,035
Certainly had an effect.

812
00:46:48,177 --> 00:46:50,009
- 'Huh?'
- Oh, nothing.

813
00:46:50,146 --> 00:46:51,807
Hello. How's it going?

814
00:46:51,947 --> 00:46:53,039
What?

815
00:46:57,286 --> 00:46:58,776
Okay, we'll talk later.

816
00:47:00,256 --> 00:47:02,020
Sir, can I get
you anything else?

817
00:47:02,158 --> 00:47:05,355
Uh, I've gotta go to the studio.
Do you wanna come by later?

818
00:47:05,494 --> 00:47:07,656
Oh, I shall record
with May Rose today.

819
00:47:07,797 --> 00:47:09,458
You make up yet?

820
00:47:11,033 --> 00:47:13,468
As you seem to be
a permanent resident here now

821
00:47:13,602 --> 00:47:15,001
I'll tell you
the rules. Listen.

822
00:47:15,137 --> 00:47:16,798
If something isn't
any concern of yours

823
00:47:16,939 --> 00:47:18,907
you don't ask
personal questions.

824
00:47:19,041 --> 00:47:20,805
So in other words,
don't crowd me.

825
00:47:20,943 --> 00:47:22,206
Un, un.

826
00:47:25,681 --> 00:47:27,206
Well, I blew that one.

827
00:47:32,355 --> 00:47:33,447
Hello.

828
00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:38,325
Yes? Oh..

829
00:47:38,461 --> 00:47:40,862
I don't know,
she didn't say.

830
00:47:40,996 --> 00:47:44,489
Alright, yeah, sure.
Okay, mm-hmm, bye-bye.

831
00:47:44,633 --> 00:47:47,830
The boss again.
He wants you there.

832
00:47:47,970 --> 00:47:50,837
He can wait.
I'm not his slave.

833
00:47:50,973 --> 00:47:52,566
It's good for him.

834
00:47:56,379 --> 00:47:59,007
Edward, you can't live.
I'll get you.

835
00:48:00,649 --> 00:48:02,777
No Chance, roachy. Come here.

836
00:48:02,918 --> 00:48:04,283
Oh, dear.

837
00:48:18,167 --> 00:48:19,032
Hmm?

838
00:48:59,942 --> 00:49:00,966
There you are.

839
00:49:02,411 --> 00:49:03,310
A cockroach.

840
00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:07,147
Hey, hold still.
I'll get it for you.

841
00:49:07,283 --> 00:49:09,445
- Get it off me!
- Stand still for a moment.

842
00:49:09,585 --> 00:49:13,021
I'll get it for you. Hold on!
Where is it? Where did it go?

843
00:49:13,155 --> 00:49:16,125
I can get it
for you. Hold on!

844
00:49:21,564 --> 00:49:23,293
- You, you, you..
- What's wrong?

845
00:49:23,432 --> 00:49:24,365
Ouch!

846
00:49:25,768 --> 00:49:28,100
Alright, get rid of
all the cockroaches.

847
00:49:28,237 --> 00:49:29,864
I've got lots
more shampoo here.

848
00:49:30,005 --> 00:49:32,133
I'm fine.
Don't need anything, thanks.

849
00:49:32,274 --> 00:49:35,005
- Guess I made a foul of myself.
- I'm really sorry.

850
00:49:35,144 --> 00:49:37,545
I guess it was a basic
instinct to hit you.

851
00:49:40,483 --> 00:49:41,973
You don't mind then?

852
00:49:42,117 --> 00:49:45,109
No. I can't help laughing.

853
00:49:45,254 --> 00:49:48,019
It's so funny.

854
00:49:48,157 --> 00:49:50,319
Alright then, I'll let
you off this time, alright?

855
00:49:50,459 --> 00:49:52,359
- Ha ha ha.
- Only because you're my idol.

856
00:49:54,263 --> 00:49:56,789
'A secret tunnel
here, whose idea was it?'

857
00:49:56,932 --> 00:50:00,527
Sam insisted we have it.
Usually I keep it locked though.

858
00:50:00,669 --> 00:50:03,798
Quite right. It's what
an unmarried lady should do.

859
00:50:03,939 --> 00:50:05,338
You're even
prettier in the flesh

860
00:50:05,474 --> 00:50:06,964
than you are in
your photographs.

861
00:50:07,109 --> 00:50:09,305
Your skin is gorgeous.
Better off without make-up.

862
00:50:09,445 --> 00:50:11,345
Remember when you sang
"Love You For Life"

863
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,141
for MTV that
night and you were

864
00:50:13,282 --> 00:50:15,216
that tiny little dress
and it was see-through?

865
00:50:15,351 --> 00:50:18,321
You looked so stunning
that night. Just sexy.

866
00:50:18,454 --> 00:50:21,480
You dirty little schoolboy.

867
00:50:21,624 --> 00:50:23,319
Mm, not really like that.

868
00:50:23,459 --> 00:50:27,327
I'm a fan, that's all.
I've always been a fan of yours.

869
00:50:27,463 --> 00:50:31,559
But I don't want anything
at all. I'm your silent admirer.

870
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,828
I understand.

871
00:50:33,969 --> 00:50:35,835
Blast! I'm supposed
to be at the studio!

872
00:50:37,306 --> 00:50:38,501
- Is Billy here yet?
- Hmm.

873
00:50:38,641 --> 00:50:39,767
He's recording.

874
00:50:39,909 --> 00:50:40,933
- By himself?
- No.

875
00:50:41,076 --> 00:50:42,942
He's in there
with May Ruse.

876
00:51:44,206 --> 00:51:46,106
Now for the last
part of the song

877
00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:48,403
I wanna use all the lasers
focused on him.

878
00:51:48,544 --> 00:51:50,945
Then they snuggle up
and he gives her a kiss.

879
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,741
Hey, hold on. No kissing.

880
00:51:52,881 --> 00:51:54,280
I'm just a young kid, alright?

881
00:51:54,416 --> 00:51:56,316
Kissing's not good
for my image. Forget it.

882
00:51:57,286 --> 00:51:58,685
Yuri, I missed you.

883
00:51:58,821 --> 00:52:00,983
I missed you too.
I've got something for ya.

884
00:52:01,123 --> 00:52:03,251
Let me give you a big kiss.

885
00:52:03,392 --> 00:52:05,656
Hey, hey, ten
heavy-duty glow-sticks

886
00:52:05,794 --> 00:52:07,091
and some heavy-duty tape.

887
00:52:07,229 --> 00:52:09,630
Hey, I tried it.
It hurts when you remove it.

888
00:52:09,765 --> 00:52:11,529
Yeah, but it's cheap.
Come on.

889
00:52:11,667 --> 00:52:13,829
- What's going on out there?
- He he, it's Billy.

890
00:52:13,969 --> 00:52:16,199
He's with a guy. Look, he's gay.

891
00:52:16,338 --> 00:52:18,329
- You can't say.
- Oh, yes, I can.

892
00:52:18,474 --> 00:52:19,873
I overheard them
in the washroom.

893
00:52:20,009 --> 00:52:21,306
They were trying to

894
00:52:21,443 --> 00:52:23,844
get it on in one of
the cubicles. Ha ha.

895
00:52:23,979 --> 00:52:25,879
Rub this aftershave
on your face every day.

896
00:52:26,015 --> 00:52:27,176
Make you smell
more masculine.

897
00:52:27,316 --> 00:52:28,977
No wonder he
didn't wanna kiss her.

898
00:52:29,118 --> 00:52:31,143
- Billy boy's gay.
- Yeah.

899
00:52:31,286 --> 00:52:33,482
Well, he was flirting
earlier with me.

900
00:52:33,622 --> 00:52:36,216
Oh, you're
so nice to me.

901
00:52:36,358 --> 00:52:39,191
And I feel guilty
about it all the time.

902
00:52:39,328 --> 00:52:40,557
- I don't deserve it.
- Aw.

903
00:52:40,696 --> 00:52:42,357
Of course,
I'm nice to you, silly.

904
00:52:42,498 --> 00:52:43,727
I'm your number one fan

905
00:52:43,866 --> 00:52:45,527
since we were
at primary school together.

906
00:52:45,668 --> 00:52:48,865
But don't get the wrong idea. A
friend and a fan, nothing else.

907
00:52:49,004 --> 00:52:51,166
Mr. Chan,
when you go to bed tonight

908
00:52:51,306 --> 00:52:52,637
better wear
extra underpants.

909
00:53:02,551 --> 00:53:04,315
Off we go. Boo boo.

910
00:53:07,823 --> 00:53:09,985
Hey, uh, come here a minute?

911
00:53:14,396 --> 00:53:16,763
Listen, I know it's
none of my business.

912
00:53:18,467 --> 00:53:20,834
And I do respect that
you have a personal life.

913
00:53:22,671 --> 00:53:26,733
However...| have
been wondering...um..

914
00:53:26,875 --> 00:53:28,866
Look, can we be honest?

915
00:53:29,011 --> 00:53:30,843
What do you want to know?

916
00:53:33,248 --> 00:53:36,684
Are you...you know?

917
00:53:36,819 --> 00:53:38,651
What?

918
00:53:39,755 --> 00:53:41,223
Let's try this.

919
00:53:41,356 --> 00:53:44,382
Every society has its own
set of rules that it lives by.

920
00:53:44,526 --> 00:53:48,793
And there are sometimes
things that aren't acceptable.

921
00:53:48,931 --> 00:53:52,731
Now I don't mind, but other
people aren't so easy-going.

922
00:53:52,868 --> 00:53:54,700
I don't get it.

923
00:53:57,940 --> 00:53:59,806
Are you gay?

924
00:54:03,112 --> 00:54:04,978
I'm not. No.

925
00:54:06,215 --> 00:54:07,546
What?

926
00:54:07,683 --> 00:54:09,310
I look like a girl.

927
00:54:09,451 --> 00:54:11,579
I'm a 100% man though.

928
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:14,155
Uh, whatever.

929
00:54:14,289 --> 00:54:17,259
But I wanna make it clear
that in this line of business

930
00:54:17,392 --> 00:54:19,451
people get real
sensitive about this issue.

931
00:54:21,263 --> 00:54:23,994
Be careful.
Just be discreet, right?

932
00:54:24,133 --> 00:54:26,397
Listen, I am not gay.

933
00:54:26,535 --> 00:54:29,800
- I swear to it.
- Don't get so excited, huh.

934
00:54:29,938 --> 00:54:32,339
- So may I go to bed now?
- Goodnight.

935
00:54:34,543 --> 00:54:36,511
Uh, hey!

936
00:54:36,645 --> 00:54:39,876
L-listen, I just wanna let
you know that, um, it's alright.

937
00:54:43,152 --> 00:54:44,142
- Hey.
. Uh?

938
00:54:44,286 --> 00:54:45,947
Don't know if you
know it already

939
00:54:46,088 --> 00:54:47,988
but the lock on
my door is broken.

940
00:54:51,226 --> 00:54:52,352
'Yours as well. That's weird.'

941
00:54:52,494 --> 00:54:55,464
Uh, no, no, no,
mine's alright.

942
00:54:55,597 --> 00:54:56,996
Were you thinking
of coming over

943
00:54:57,132 --> 00:55:00,102
in the middle of the night?
To get to know me better?

944
00:55:00,235 --> 00:55:02,602
Oh, no. I can't bear
being disturbed at night.

945
00:55:03,972 --> 00:55:06,532
It makes me violent.
I mean it.

946
00:55:06,675 --> 00:55:09,076
- Uh, goodnight.
- Goodnight.

947
00:55:24,827 --> 00:55:27,694
No. No. I'm sorry.
It's a star party. Very sorry.

948
00:55:27,830 --> 00:55:29,264
It's a very, very big party.

949
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:34,667
Why is it so quiet
in here tonight?

950
00:55:34,803 --> 00:55:36,635
'Cause I booked
the whole restaurant.

951
00:55:46,648 --> 00:55:49,015
It's just a way
of saying sorry..

952
00:55:49,151 --> 00:55:50,550
...for hitting you
the other night

953
00:55:50,686 --> 00:55:52,051
when you were
a cockroach.

954
00:55:55,023 --> 00:55:57,515
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

955
00:55:57,659 --> 00:55:59,787
But don't you like red
wine like your boyfriend?

956
00:56:03,298 --> 00:56:06,165
To be quite candid,
we don't have much in common.

957
00:56:09,171 --> 00:56:11,333
Uh, think I spoke out of turn.

958
00:56:14,409 --> 00:56:16,673
Sam says that I seem..

959
00:56:16,812 --> 00:56:19,577
Or rather..

960
00:56:19,715 --> 00:56:24,118
People can read me
like an open book.

961
00:56:24,253 --> 00:56:25,584
I'm rather obvious for him.

962
00:56:25,721 --> 00:56:27,416
A little brazen.

963
00:56:27,556 --> 00:56:30,253
Really? Keep talking.
You're so interesting.

964
00:56:30,392 --> 00:56:33,760
Alright, Sam's obsessed
with perfection.

965
00:56:33,896 --> 00:56:35,728
That makes women insecure.

966
00:56:35,864 --> 00:56:37,593
He's always been the same.

967
00:56:38,867 --> 00:56:40,767
Luckily, I really love him.

968
00:56:41,570 --> 00:56:43,698
If not for Sam..

969
00:56:43,839 --> 00:56:46,536
...I'd still be working in some
sleazy flea bed somewhere.

970
00:56:49,578 --> 00:56:52,570
- I owe everything to him.
- Hey, you've worked hard!

971
00:56:52,714 --> 00:56:55,979
I mean to say, when you're up
on stage everyone loves you.

972
00:56:56,118 --> 00:56:58,951
They're crazy for you.
You're so beautiful.

973
00:57:00,589 --> 00:57:04,219
And you know, I never
thought that I could meet you

974
00:57:04,359 --> 00:57:05,793
never mind sing with you.

975
00:57:05,928 --> 00:57:10,593
The first time I met you,
my heart went pum-pum, pum-pum

976
00:57:10,732 --> 00:57:13,133
pum-pum, pum-pum, pum-pum.

977
00:57:13,268 --> 00:57:14,497
Petrifying, huh?

978
00:57:16,772 --> 00:57:18,570
What's it like
with your heart now?

979
00:57:18,707 --> 00:57:21,176
Pum-pum, pum-pum

980
00:57:21,310 --> 00:57:23,938
pum-pum, pum-pum.

981
00:57:24,079 --> 00:57:25,342
Pounding away?

982
00:57:39,561 --> 00:57:41,393
- You smell nice.
- Yeah?

983
00:57:43,899 --> 00:57:45,867
Hah, excuse me.

984
00:57:46,001 --> 00:57:47,867
- You're huggable.
- Really?

985
00:57:49,738 --> 00:57:50,671
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry.

986
00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:53,539
What's that?
What's that?

987
00:57:55,510 --> 00:57:58,036
Who took that?

988
00:57:58,180 --> 00:58:00,046
That'll be in
the gossip column.

989
00:58:02,351 --> 00:58:04,683
No problem.
Sam might get jealous.

990
00:58:04,820 --> 00:58:05,981
Maybe they
won't publish it.

991
00:58:20,602 --> 00:58:22,570
- 'Are you better now?'
- 'Yes.'

992
00:58:25,374 --> 00:58:26,808
Here.

993
00:58:26,942 --> 00:58:28,910
Make yourself comfortable.

994
00:58:31,146 --> 00:58:32,978
I'll be back just now.

995
00:59:12,487 --> 00:59:15,582
What are you staring
at me like that for?

996
00:59:15,724 --> 00:59:18,284
You're so gorgeous.

997
00:59:18,427 --> 00:59:20,122
And you're a naughty boy.

998
00:59:20,262 --> 00:59:22,287
What a gorgeous
little boy you are.

999
00:59:27,536 --> 00:59:32,872
I've wanted to touch a lady
there for the longest time..

1000
00:59:34,109 --> 00:59:36,407
...to see what
it feels like.

1001
00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:39,037
Women are
different from men.

1002
00:59:39,181 --> 00:59:41,650
Hmm-m-m...nut yet.

1003
00:59:42,884 --> 00:59:44,716
Please do my zip.

1004
00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:53,557
Tsk, I mean
zip it up, not down.

1005
00:59:53,695 --> 00:59:56,790
You're a little too eager,
my friend. Take it easy.

1006
00:59:56,932 --> 00:59:59,230
Sorry, sorry.
I wasn't thinking.

1007
01:00:00,635 --> 01:00:02,569
Tsk, goodness' sake,
it's a bit late now

1008
01:00:02,704 --> 01:00:05,332
you might as well take it
off having gone this far.

1009
01:00:05,474 --> 01:00:06,407
You weren't thinking, huh?

1010
01:00:08,143 --> 01:00:10,168
I like..

1011
01:00:10,312 --> 01:00:12,747
Yes, Billy.

1012
01:00:12,881 --> 01:00:13,814
Huh?

1013
01:00:13,949 --> 01:00:15,280
Go on.

1014
01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:18,079
I'd like Sam to marry you,
take you down the aisle.

1015
01:00:19,554 --> 01:00:22,819
That's what
I would really like.

1016
01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:24,357
That was wrong, huh?

1017
01:00:24,493 --> 01:00:25,961
You're close to moronic.

1018
01:00:26,094 --> 01:00:28,529
You came onto me
all night like God knows what.

1019
01:00:28,663 --> 01:00:29,858
This boy is done.

1020
01:00:29,998 --> 01:00:32,592
But you're my idol,
I worship you.

1021
01:00:32,734 --> 01:00:34,327
- No, you're gay.
- I'm not.

1022
01:00:34,469 --> 01:00:37,666
I know you're gay. Everyone
in the office says you are.

1023
01:00:37,806 --> 01:00:38,932
What do you say?

1024
01:00:39,074 --> 01:00:40,542
Don't pick on me.

1025
01:00:40,675 --> 01:00:43,576
Well, if you're not gay,
why aren't you turned on?

1026
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,342
I think I better go.

1027
01:00:51,319 --> 01:00:52,844
No. Please just say it.

1028
01:00:52,988 --> 01:00:55,480
Just tell me,
are you gay or a normal guy?

1029
01:00:55,624 --> 01:00:58,719
If you don't tell me,
I'll never get my rest.

1030
01:00:58,860 --> 01:01:02,091
You're a gay.
Billy, I can keep a secret.

1031
01:01:05,367 --> 01:01:06,732
Yes.

1032
01:01:08,770 --> 01:01:12,729
So tell me, whatever made you
decide to be gay?

1033
01:01:12,874 --> 01:01:14,342
I didn't decide.

1034
01:01:14,476 --> 01:01:16,535
Were you forced
into it somehow?

1035
01:01:16,678 --> 01:01:18,146
You could say that.

1036
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,543
I knew it.

1037
01:01:19,681 --> 01:01:21,581
You were abused
when you were a kid.

1038
01:01:21,716 --> 01:01:23,650
And so you turned against
all women, right?

1039
01:01:23,785 --> 01:01:25,378
No.

1040
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,490
Or you've got a psychological
block and can't remember?

1041
01:01:28,623 --> 01:01:29,886
Stop asking.

1042
01:01:32,494 --> 01:01:34,053
That means you've never
experienced

1043
01:01:34,196 --> 01:01:37,325
the joy of making love
to a woman.

1044
01:01:37,465 --> 01:01:39,763
You did say you wanted
to touch me here.

1045
01:01:41,303 --> 01:01:43,101
- It does feel nice.
- Very nice.

1046
01:01:43,238 --> 01:01:45,570
Hey, I don't like women.

1047
01:01:45,707 --> 01:01:47,368
How do you know?
You haven't tried.

1048
01:01:47,509 --> 01:01:49,409
I know lots of people
who were gay

1049
01:01:49,544 --> 01:01:51,273
later decided
to be straight.

1050
01:01:51,413 --> 01:01:53,177
Oh, I'm not like that.

1051
01:01:53,315 --> 01:01:56,512
It might be hard to begin with,
but once you start"

1052
01:01:56,651 --> 01:01:57,584
Honestly..

1053
01:01:57,719 --> 01:01:59,619
But it's not
as easy as all that.

1054
01:01:59,754 --> 01:02:01,552
Well, what is the matter?
Huh?

1055
01:02:01,690 --> 01:02:02,589
You'd never understand.

1056
01:02:02,724 --> 01:02:04,192
Hey, just try me.

1057
01:02:04,326 --> 01:02:06,693
Have brandy with eggs, it'll
stimulate your testosterone.

1058
01:02:06,828 --> 01:02:08,592
- But I don't like brandy.
- It's easy.

1059
01:02:08,730 --> 01:02:09,959
You don't like brandy?

1060
01:02:10,098 --> 01:02:11,623
Then turn off the lights.

1061
01:02:11,766 --> 01:02:13,291
I'll pretend that I'm a guy.

1062
01:02:13,435 --> 01:02:15,199
It's impossible,
with a body like that.

1063
01:02:15,337 --> 01:02:18,034
You haven't touched it yet.
Sleep with me.

1064
01:02:18,173 --> 01:02:21,040
- Uh, no, I'm not tired.
- Well, pretend you are.

1065
01:02:21,176 --> 01:02:22,701
- Come here.
- I can't.

1066
01:02:22,844 --> 01:02:25,211
- Let me go!
- I won't bite you.

1067
01:02:25,347 --> 01:02:27,145
- 'NO.'
- Billy, come here.

1068
01:02:27,282 --> 01:02:28,750
IYuu'll like it, Billy.I

1069
01:02:28,883 --> 01:02:30,476
Get away from me.

1070
01:02:36,591 --> 01:02:39,993
May Ruse, please don't hurt me.

1071
01:02:40,128 --> 01:02:41,562
Uh?

1072
01:02:45,967 --> 01:02:48,834
Okay, okay then,
whatever you say.

1073
01:02:55,143 --> 01:02:56,577
And don't worry
about tonight, Billy.

1074
01:02:56,711 --> 01:02:58,805
Your secret's safe with me.

1075
01:02:58,947 --> 01:03:01,473
Shh. It's between us, alright?

1076
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:08,812
If I don't get
to be a normal man

1077
01:03:08,957 --> 01:03:10,925
you'll still be
friends with me?

1078
01:03:11,059 --> 01:03:13,153
I'm sorry,
that won't be possible.

1079
01:03:15,997 --> 01:03:20,764
However, I will treat you
like my sister.

1080
01:03:22,671 --> 01:03:23,934
Well, that's pretty generous.

1081
01:03:24,072 --> 01:03:25,836
Yes, I guess.

1082
01:03:25,974 --> 01:03:27,408
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

1083
01:04:00,208 --> 01:04:04,008
Be careful, sweetie. We don't
want your protege usurping you.

1084
01:04:04,145 --> 01:04:06,512
Seen those photos
of him and Madam Rosie?

1085
01:04:06,648 --> 01:04:09,481
I'm not scared.
Nothing's happening.

1086
01:04:09,617 --> 01:04:10,880
He's like you.

1087
01:04:14,456 --> 01:04:15,787
I was sure of that.

1088
01:04:18,293 --> 01:04:20,489
I'd better talk to him
before he messes up.

1089
01:04:23,565 --> 01:04:28,435
I was this, this,
this...and this.

1090
01:04:31,473 --> 01:04:35,410
See? There are some things
in life you just can't change.

1091
01:04:37,345 --> 01:04:39,746
I don't know why you're
so afraid of Billy anyway.

1092
01:04:39,881 --> 01:04:41,280
He's such
a skinny little runt

1093
01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:43,111
attractive
in a very feminine way.

1094
01:04:43,251 --> 01:04:45,219
The trouble with you
is you don't begin

1095
01:04:45,353 --> 01:04:46,752
to understand how gay men think.

1096
01:04:46,888 --> 01:04:48,788
If we don't like it
with you guys

1097
01:04:48,923 --> 01:04:51,415
we get straight in there,
no pretending.

1098
01:04:51,559 --> 01:04:54,529
I see someone I like,
I go straight up and say it.

1099
01:04:54,662 --> 01:04:57,290
So then we get on with it,
if we want to.

1100
01:04:57,432 --> 01:04:59,867
If it feels any good,
then we go for it.

1101
01:05:00,001 --> 01:05:02,231
It's not just get along
and find someone else.

1102
01:05:02,370 --> 01:05:06,068
Do with any man,
don't waste my time.

1103
01:05:06,207 --> 01:05:09,302
My suggestion to you is
don't lock your bedroom door.

1104
01:05:09,444 --> 01:05:11,208
Be open to him.

1105
01:05:11,346 --> 01:05:14,646
The problem's not Billy,
it's you.

1106
01:05:14,783 --> 01:05:15,807
Um..

1107
01:05:15,950 --> 01:05:17,543
Are you gay?

1108
01:05:25,126 --> 01:05:27,060
Oh-ho.

1109
01:05:28,763 --> 01:05:30,561
Say what?

1110
01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:35,634
Look, it's fan mail.

1111
01:05:35,770 --> 01:05:37,898
Love letter.

1112
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,872
But this one's from a man.

1113
01:05:47,048 --> 01:05:49,676
'Hey, What's
happened? Huh?'

1114
01:05:49,818 --> 01:05:53,118
'Not again!
Help! Open the dour.'

1115
01:05:53,254 --> 01:05:54,653
'Hey, Open this dour.'

1116
01:05:54,789 --> 01:05:56,484
- 'Hey--'
- 'You bunch of ning-nung..'

1117
01:05:56,624 --> 01:05:58,592
'I told you to amend this lift.'

1118
01:05:58,726 --> 01:06:00,490
- 'What do you think--'
- 'It's only tempurary.'

1119
01:06:00,628 --> 01:06:03,325
'Four thousands
smackeruunies down the drainage.'

1120
01:06:03,465 --> 01:06:05,365
'And this only
lift breaks down.'

1121
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:08,231
'I hate the dark!
I hate it!I

1122
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,915
Hey, I'm the guy
with the lamp.

1123
01:06:22,951 --> 01:06:24,385
It's alright.

1124
01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:25,953
How come you got
these things?

1125
01:06:26,087 --> 01:06:28,215
I used to be scared
of being trapped too

1126
01:06:28,356 --> 01:06:29,790
and I also hate the dark.

1127
01:06:29,924 --> 01:06:31,824
So I carry these
and say tongue twisters.

1128
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:33,359
Madonna's on a date
with Maraduna

1129
01:06:33,495 --> 01:06:34,963
at the McDonald road
McDonald's.

1130
01:06:35,096 --> 01:06:36,655
Got it?

1131
01:06:36,798 --> 01:06:39,529
- Madonna's on a McDonald's
- No, no, no.

1132
01:06:39,667 --> 01:06:41,328
Just say it slowly.

1133
01:06:41,469 --> 01:06:45,235
Madonna's
on a date with Maraduna

1134
01:06:45,373 --> 01:06:47,535
at the McDonald road's McDonald.

1135
01:06:47,675 --> 01:06:49,200
- Alright, okay.
- That's it, do it.

1136
01:06:49,344 --> 01:06:51,540
Madonna's
on a date with Maraduna

1137
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:53,545
at the McDonald road's McDonald.

1138
01:06:53,681 --> 01:06:55,479
Yes, got it.

1139
01:06:55,617 --> 01:06:58,018
N“ Madonna's on a date
with Maraduna N“

1140
01:06:58,152 --> 01:07:00,814
N“ At the McDonald
road McDonald's MN

1141
01:07:00,955 --> 01:07:03,856
Come on, get up.
Join.

1142
01:07:03,992 --> 01:07:06,017
<i>If</i> Madonna's
on a date with Maradona<i/>

1143
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:09,027
N“ At the McDonald road
McDonald's MN

1144
01:07:09,163 --> 01:07:10,858
Do it.

1145
01:07:10,999 --> 01:07:12,763
<i>If</i> Madonna's
on a date with Maradona<i/>

1146
01:07:12,901 --> 01:07:15,393
N“ At the McDonald road
McDonald's MN

1147
01:07:15,537 --> 01:07:16,868
Yeah!

1148
01:07:17,005 --> 01:07:19,497
N“ Madonna's on a date
with Maraduna N“

1149
01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:22,303
N“ At the McDonald road
McDonald's MN

1150
01:07:28,483 --> 01:07:30,110
<i> We“ shake it up baby now </i>

1151
01:07:30,251 --> 01:07:32,015
<i> Shake it up baby </i>

1152
01:07:32,153 --> 01:07:33,552
N“ Twist and shout N“

1153
01:07:33,688 --> 01:07:35,178
N“ Twist and shout N“

1154
01:07:35,323 --> 01:07:37,382
<i> Come on come on come on
come on baby now </i>

1155
01:07:37,525 --> 01:07:38,720
<i> Come on baby now </i>

1156
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:41,192
<i>Come on and work it
on out <i>If</i>

1157
01:07:41,329 --> 01:07:42,728
<i> Work it on out </i>

1158
01:07:42,864 --> 01:07:44,764
<i>If</i> You know you twist
little girl<i/>

1159
01:07:44,899 --> 01:07:46,060
N“ Twist
little girl N“

1160
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,100
<i>If</i> You know you twist so fine <i>If</i>

1161
01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:49,635
<i> Twist so fine </i>

1162
01:07:49,771 --> 01:07:52,206
<i>Come on and twist
a little closer now <i>If</i>

1163
01:07:52,340 --> 01:07:53,808
N“ Twist a little closer MN

1164
01:07:53,942 --> 01:07:56,070
Okay, get it off the table.

1165
01:07:56,210 --> 01:07:57,974
- Hey, Do..
- Shh!

1166
01:07:58,112 --> 01:07:59,409
Come on, hurry up.

1167
01:07:59,547 --> 01:08:01,413
You know, what I need the most?

1168
01:08:01,549 --> 01:08:04,075
I need the birdie,
and, whoa, I got it.

1169
01:08:04,218 --> 01:08:07,381
- I got it.
- That's not fair.

1170
01:08:07,522 --> 01:08:09,991
Hey, shh. Who's that?

1171
01:08:10,124 --> 01:08:12,058
Hey, hide it.
Hide it quickly. Come on.

1172
01:08:12,193 --> 01:08:14,287
- Get rid of it.
- Quick, quick.

1173
01:08:14,429 --> 01:08:15,555
Hi.

1174
01:08:15,697 --> 01:08:16,892
You..

1175
01:08:19,434 --> 01:08:21,562
- 'Let's get back to the game.'
- 'Come un.'

1176
01:08:28,977 --> 01:08:30,035
'Yeah!'

1177
01:08:32,113 --> 01:08:33,444
You're having good time?

1178
01:08:33,581 --> 01:08:35,310
Yeah, you bet.

1179
01:08:55,436 --> 01:08:57,029
What are you doing?

1180
01:08:57,171 --> 01:08:59,606
Writing a song.
It's the best I can come up

1181
01:08:59,741 --> 01:09:01,368
with after four years
in the bath.

1182
01:09:01,509 --> 01:09:02,999
Ju-just play it again.

1183
01:09:42,950 --> 01:09:44,384
Is that what you wanted?

1184
01:09:44,519 --> 01:09:46,248
You're just a genius.

1185
01:11:55,316 --> 01:11:58,946
I guess you were singing
about May Ruse.

1186
01:12:03,491 --> 01:12:05,425
The one in the song
is a dream.

1187
01:12:11,265 --> 01:12:12,892
Why is your heart pounding
like that?

1188
01:12:13,034 --> 01:12:14,399
I need to pee.

1189
01:12:17,672 --> 01:12:21,165
May Rose, the stars say
that Leo's will go on a voyage

1190
01:12:21,309 --> 01:12:23,277
this week
and your best color is red.

1191
01:12:24,779 --> 01:12:26,474
Have I gained weight?

1192
01:12:26,614 --> 01:12:28,082
Don't think so.

1193
01:12:28,216 --> 01:12:29,911
This is a special
kind of mirror.

1194
01:12:30,051 --> 01:12:32,213
It makes you look thinner
than you really are.

1195
01:12:32,353 --> 01:12:35,084
I chose it deliberately because
it makes me feel more confident.

1196
01:12:35,223 --> 01:12:38,056
But it isn't real.

1197
01:12:38,192 --> 01:12:40,354
Too much reality can get
right up your nose.

1198
01:12:40,494 --> 01:12:43,555
I remember that dress. You were
it on the tour of Greece

1199
01:12:43,698 --> 01:12:45,097
when you did the MTV thing.

1200
01:12:45,233 --> 01:12:46,667
I'd prefer the one you were

1201
01:12:46,801 --> 01:12:48,701
at the Alan Tan concert
four years ago.

1202
01:12:48,836 --> 01:12:49,997
You were his special guest

1203
01:12:50,137 --> 01:12:52,731
that's when I first
fell for you.

1204
01:12:52,874 --> 01:12:55,844
I wish Sam took as much
notice of me as you do.

1205
01:12:55,977 --> 01:12:59,413
Oh, but he does.
He adores you.

1206
01:12:59,547 --> 01:13:02,346
Don't be silly, I know exactly
how Sam feels about me.

1207
01:13:04,886 --> 01:13:08,220
- Isn't this pretty?
- Hm.

1208
01:13:08,356 --> 01:13:11,792
He made it for me himself, the
first year we started going out.

1209
01:13:11,926 --> 01:13:13,553
Wow, "I love you."
Hey.

1210
01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:15,526
He's never actually
said it though.

1211
01:13:17,365 --> 01:13:21,393
Ah, so, we fashion guys,
we don't say things like that.

1212
01:13:21,535 --> 01:13:24,095
Every time that Sam and I
have an argument

1213
01:13:24,238 --> 01:13:27,299
I get this card out
and open it up.

1214
01:13:27,441 --> 01:13:30,274
But I don't keep it open
for too long.

1215
01:13:30,411 --> 01:13:34,143
You see, I'm afraid
that the music will stop.

1216
01:13:36,550 --> 01:13:39,576
Just recently,
he's been a little glum.

1217
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,745
He wants something different.

1218
01:13:41,889 --> 01:13:46,053
A simple life
with ordinary people.

1219
01:13:46,193 --> 01:13:48,992
It's no wonder
he likes you, is it?

1220
01:13:49,130 --> 01:13:50,757
Me?

1221
01:13:50,898 --> 01:13:55,734
If you were a girl, I'm sure Sam
would go after you in a big way.

1222
01:13:55,870 --> 01:13:58,737
Couldn't you lead a simple life?

1223
01:13:58,873 --> 01:14:01,274
Uh, not anymore.

1224
01:14:01,409 --> 01:14:04,572
Well, I couldn't go back
and start over again.

1225
01:14:04,712 --> 01:14:08,342
But since you moved in,
Sam's been so much happier.

1226
01:14:08,482 --> 01:14:10,951
And he's writing songs.

1227
01:14:11,085 --> 01:14:13,747
It's like the old days,
I hear him playing the piano

1228
01:14:13,888 --> 01:14:15,322
like he used to before.

1229
01:14:15,456 --> 01:14:18,858
Oh, no. I've turned from
the guardian angel into a witch.

1230
01:14:18,993 --> 01:14:21,758
I'm destroying their
fairy-tale romance

1231
01:14:21,896 --> 01:14:24,024
Hey, you mean,
you really thinks he likes you.

1232
01:14:24,165 --> 01:14:25,792
Well, now, that's what he said.

1233
01:14:25,933 --> 01:14:27,924
He likes Billy
'cause he's ordinary.

1234
01:14:28,069 --> 01:14:30,367
He's only saying
he likes simple things.

1235
01:14:30,504 --> 01:14:33,667
There's lots of other ordinary
people in the world, why Billy?

1236
01:14:33,808 --> 01:14:34,934
Good point.

1237
01:14:35,076 --> 01:14:36,942
And I'm a man too.

1238
01:14:37,078 --> 01:14:39,206
The problem is you're
really a woman.

1239
01:14:39,347 --> 01:14:41,543
Yeah, but Sam doesn't
actually know that.

1240
01:14:41,682 --> 01:14:44,674
No problem with that,
just tell him the truth.

1241
01:14:44,819 --> 01:14:46,844
Oh, you'll never understand.

1242
01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:49,787
Don't blame you,
I don't understand.

1243
01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:52,484
Life's so complicated.

1244
01:14:52,626 --> 01:14:54,526
'What's complicated?'

1245
01:14:55,496 --> 01:14:57,055
Well, nothing.

1246
01:14:57,198 --> 01:14:59,030
I'm just trying
to teach these puppets

1247
01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:02,727
few things
about...the facts of life.

1248
01:15:04,105 --> 01:15:05,402
Which one's smarter?

1249
01:15:05,539 --> 01:15:06,631
Me, he's dumb.

1250
01:15:11,545 --> 01:15:13,513
- Hi.
- Hi.

1251
01:15:13,647 --> 01:15:14,614
Alright?

1252
01:15:16,784 --> 01:15:21,745
Uh, Sam told me, he's much
happier since you moved in here.

1253
01:15:21,889 --> 01:15:25,519
Because you've inspired him
and made life more fun.

1254
01:15:25,659 --> 01:15:27,354
- Me?
- Yeah, you.

1255
01:15:27,495 --> 01:15:29,759
He says thanks.

1256
01:15:29,897 --> 01:15:33,060
Hey, have you ever had,
uh, one of those days

1257
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:38,104
where you wake up and you have
no idea what do that day?

1258
01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:40,401
Oh, I have days
like that all the time.

1259
01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:41,940
Doesn't everyone?

1260
01:15:42,076 --> 01:15:44,568
I guess. Silly, isn't it?

1261
01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:48,273
Um, but what's nice, uh, is to
make ourselves an adventure

1262
01:15:48,416 --> 01:15:50,612
just get in the car
and then simply

1263
01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:53,186
pick a place at random
and we just drive there.

1264
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:54,947
We just follow the map
and drive.

1265
01:15:55,089 --> 01:15:58,286
But I don't know
how to read a map.

1266
01:15:58,426 --> 01:16:00,087
Is that stupid?

1267
01:16:00,227 --> 01:16:01,786
It's imbecilic.

1268
01:16:03,764 --> 01:16:06,859
Uh, sorry, perhaps it'll be
more exciting like that.

1269
01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:10,631
Uh, but whatever, if we have
a map or not, we'll do it.

1270
01:16:10,771 --> 01:16:12,239
And get this.

1271
01:16:12,373 --> 01:16:15,434
When we get hungry, then we'll
stop the car and pig-out.

1272
01:16:15,576 --> 01:16:18,705
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm such a
greedy pig, I'd love that.

1273
01:16:18,846 --> 01:16:20,575
Yeah? Well then.

1274
01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:22,876
Crocodile steaks
and termites for dinner.

1275
01:16:25,252 --> 01:16:26,549
Hey, eh?

1276
01:16:28,355 --> 01:16:32,087
Right. Sam said to me, he thinks
the four of us should stop

1277
01:16:32,226 --> 01:16:35,321
whatever we're doing
and go on a musical adventure

1278
01:16:35,463 --> 01:16:37,454
in the depths
of the African jungle.

1279
01:16:37,598 --> 01:16:38,793
What do you say?

1280
01:16:38,933 --> 01:16:40,401
Us four? Really?

1281
01:16:40,534 --> 01:16:42,161
Yes. But not yet.

1282
01:16:42,303 --> 01:16:44,271
Get established first
and when you really need

1283
01:16:44,405 --> 01:16:46,635
to dig deeper into yourself,
we'll go there.

1284
01:16:46,774 --> 01:16:49,243
Okay. Then we can race through
the jungle all day

1285
01:16:49,376 --> 01:16:51,504
climb up a tree at night
and sleep there.

1286
01:16:51,645 --> 01:16:54,945
Then get greeted by giraffe
in the morning. Giraffe kiss.

1287
01:16:55,082 --> 01:16:58,017
And we can pick fruit and have
it for breakfast, like monkeys.

1288
01:16:58,152 --> 01:16:59,313
Look, the mouse over there

1289
01:16:59,453 --> 01:17:00,420
the elephant.

1290
01:17:00,554 --> 01:17:01,919
Is that a flying elephant?

1291
01:17:02,056 --> 01:17:05,617
Well, why not?
You see, it's a magical jungle.

1292
01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:07,818
We do whatever we like.

1293
01:17:11,932 --> 01:17:14,958
- It's a genuine offer?
- It is.

1294
01:17:15,102 --> 01:17:17,867
As I see it, you'd be a great
travelling companion.

1295
01:17:18,005 --> 01:17:21,031
You're cocky,
and certainly nosy.

1296
01:17:21,175 --> 01:17:24,543
Not to mention, picky
and self-opinionated, ideal.

1297
01:17:26,981 --> 01:17:30,383
Well, it could be easier
if you were a girl.

1298
01:17:30,518 --> 01:17:32,008
Just treat her like one.

1299
01:17:32,153 --> 01:17:33,177
Oh, eh!

1300
01:17:35,122 --> 01:17:37,614
Oh, well, you can't
have everything.

1301
01:17:37,758 --> 01:17:40,489
Besides, I'm grateful
that I can have you as a chum.

1302
01:17:40,628 --> 01:17:43,120
It's alright.

1303
01:17:43,264 --> 01:17:47,667
Well, I never knew
I was that valuable.

1304
01:17:47,801 --> 01:17:51,294
Didn't anyone ever say?

1305
01:17:51,438 --> 01:17:53,202
No, it's the first time.

1306
01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:07,619
Gotta go.

1307
01:18:20,167 --> 01:18:21,293
I want you.

1308
01:18:26,307 --> 01:18:29,834
What are you doing?

1309
01:18:29,977 --> 01:18:32,605
Stop it. You're crazy.

1310
01:18:45,726 --> 01:18:49,594
- What's wrong?
- Nothing. You don't stop, okay?

1311
01:20:03,570 --> 01:20:05,095
What's wrong now?

1312
01:20:07,741 --> 01:20:09,436
Sorry, sorry.

1313
01:20:13,681 --> 01:20:17,049
'I'm attracted to man.'

1314
01:20:17,184 --> 01:20:21,314
'I've always loved
women befure.'

1315
01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:23,890
Maybe I never liked them.

1316
01:20:24,024 --> 01:20:28,393
Silly, not all gays are born
knowing their situation

1317
01:20:28,529 --> 01:20:31,021
and some gays
aren't even born gay.

1318
01:20:31,165 --> 01:20:34,499
They gradually find life gets
gayer as it goes along.

1319
01:20:34,635 --> 01:20:37,570
And yet others discover
that they're gay

1320
01:20:37,705 --> 01:20:40,970
a lot later in life.
Bit by bit.

1321
01:20:41,108 --> 01:20:43,076
There are many choices.

1322
01:20:43,210 --> 01:20:45,736
I should know.
I didn't actually discover

1323
01:20:45,879 --> 01:20:47,540
I was gay
until I was 30.

1324
01:20:47,681 --> 01:20:48,876
- Thirty, you say?
- Mm-hm.

1325
01:20:49,016 --> 01:20:50,381
That's right.

1326
01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:53,350
And I didn't find out
until last night, huh?

1327
01:20:53,487 --> 01:20:54,648
You've met Charles,
I think.

1328
01:20:54,788 --> 01:20:56,051
- Hi.
- Hi.

1329
01:20:57,825 --> 01:21:02,387
Hey, is, would it be possible do
you think for a man to..

1330
01:21:02,529 --> 01:21:04,258
Okay, yes, you're like a guy.

1331
01:21:04,398 --> 01:21:07,663
I just mean that"

1332
01:21:07,801 --> 01:21:11,328
Could it just be, well,
just spiritual?

1333
01:21:11,472 --> 01:21:13,406
So do you want to kiss him?

1334
01:21:19,313 --> 01:21:22,442
Mmm, just jump in there,
it's the best thing, huh?

1335
01:21:22,583 --> 01:21:25,712
Don't try and think.
Doesn't suit you. Go to sleep.

1336
01:21:25,853 --> 01:21:27,343
Hmph.

1337
01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:30,884
- Listen, Auntie.
- Hm.

1338
01:21:31,024 --> 01:21:32,458
Just tell me what to do.

1339
01:21:34,928 --> 01:21:37,795
So, just accept you're gay.

1340
01:21:42,035 --> 01:21:44,026
It'll be alright.

1341
01:21:55,883 --> 01:21:57,874
Hurry back.

1342
01:21:58,018 --> 01:21:59,577
What's all this then?

1343
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,711
I'm only takin' a short break.

1344
01:22:01,855 --> 01:22:03,846
Just be three days.

1345
01:22:08,729 --> 01:22:11,323
Nu landlady.
She ran away for a week.

1346
01:22:11,465 --> 01:22:12,455
And took the kid.

1347
01:22:12,599 --> 01:22:14,397
Husband didn't notice.

1348
01:22:14,535 --> 01:22:16,799
Eh. And guess what?

1349
01:22:16,937 --> 01:22:18,632
There was a robbery here.

1350
01:22:18,772 --> 01:22:23,073
No one was killed though
but it was on the news.

1351
01:22:23,210 --> 01:22:26,737
What's up? You haven't stopped
ironing since you got back.

1352
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,075
I'm in love, Si.

1353
01:22:28,215 --> 01:22:29,182
Bah!

1354
01:22:29,316 --> 01:22:31,512
In love?
Are you sure?

1355
01:22:31,652 --> 01:22:35,850
All he has to do is just look at
me and I just go weak allover.

1356
01:22:35,989 --> 01:22:37,684
Who is it? Sam?

1357
01:22:37,825 --> 01:22:39,418
I was just saying, alright?

1358
01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:42,188
If he as much as touches
my hand, the heart goes

1359
01:22:42,329 --> 01:22:43,854
boom-boom-boom-boo-boo-boom,
hopeless.

1360
01:22:43,997 --> 01:22:45,487
His heart or yours?

1361
01:22:45,632 --> 01:22:48,033
Oh, it's both of our hearts,
but a different beat.

1362
01:22:48,168 --> 01:22:50,330
And then pumps,
and my hands get all sweaty

1363
01:22:50,471 --> 01:22:51,836
and I can't breathe properly

1364
01:22:51,972 --> 01:22:53,633
then this hot sensation
takes me over

1365
01:22:53,774 --> 01:22:56,368
hun-u-u-u Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia
like that.

1366
01:22:56,510 --> 01:22:58,171
Well, anyway, Yuri,
what do you think?

1367
01:22:58,312 --> 01:22:59,802
Could this be love?

1368
01:22:59,947 --> 01:23:01,938
How will I know?
Never been there.

1369
01:23:02,082 --> 01:23:03,550
You're no help at all.

1370
01:23:03,684 --> 01:23:04,947
- Hey.
- What?

1371
01:23:05,085 --> 01:23:07,782
Would you help me
to lose it?

1372
01:23:07,921 --> 01:23:09,150
What?

1373
01:23:09,289 --> 01:23:12,054
Oh, you know. You know
what I haven't done yet.

1374
01:23:12,192 --> 01:23:15,787
If you help me lose it,
I'll be a real woman for him.

1375
01:23:15,929 --> 01:23:18,330
'Oh, great. I'm sure he'd really
appreciate that'

1376
01:23:18,465 --> 01:23:19,660
'and your high IQ'

1377
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,461
I'm falling
in love with a guy

1378
01:23:21,602 --> 01:23:24,003
I know that it's not
add in the long run.

1379
01:23:24,137 --> 01:23:25,571
And if he's my first lover

1380
01:23:25,706 --> 01:23:27,868
I know I'll never be able
to forget him.

1381
01:23:28,008 --> 01:23:30,306
- So, don't do anything.
- But I want to.

1382
01:23:30,444 --> 01:23:32,071
I can hardly get my hands off.

1383
01:23:32,212 --> 01:23:35,409
That's why I want to do it first
with someone who doesn't matter.

1384
01:23:35,549 --> 01:23:37,017
- And who's that?
- It's you.

1385
01:23:37,150 --> 01:23:40,313
Because after you, I go
with Sam then I don't get upset.

1386
01:23:40,454 --> 01:23:42,320
Oh, well,
I'm your dummy run.

1387
01:23:42,456 --> 01:23:46,154
Huh? Oh, I'm glad you came.
Thanks, but it's allover.

1388
01:23:46,293 --> 01:23:49,228
A little bit of practice here
then I'll do it over there

1389
01:23:49,363 --> 01:23:50,853
bit of him, bit of me.

1390
01:23:50,998 --> 01:23:53,160
Oh, shut up!
Don't do it then.

1391
01:23:54,701 --> 01:23:56,897
II'II do it with the Iandlurd.'

1392
01:23:57,037 --> 01:23:57,970
Alright.

1393
01:24:47,721 --> 01:24:50,952
Oh no, look, a hound dug,
there's flees in here.

1394
01:24:51,091 --> 01:24:54,288
Yeah, but we can't go back to
Sam's room or she'll lose it

1395
01:24:54,428 --> 01:24:56,795
so go to sleep.

1396
01:24:56,930 --> 01:24:58,955
Go to sleep.

1397
01:25:56,790 --> 01:25:57,882
Uh!

1398
01:26:09,703 --> 01:26:12,673
What're you doing?
We can't.

1399
01:26:12,806 --> 01:26:15,036
We can.

1400
01:26:15,175 --> 01:26:16,802
I'm a man though.

1401
01:26:16,943 --> 01:26:18,468
I know.

1402
01:26:52,646 --> 01:26:54,011
Ah.

1403
01:27:14,768 --> 01:27:15,758
I can't.

1404
01:27:15,902 --> 01:27:17,461
I can't!

1405
01:27:23,610 --> 01:27:25,772
I'm sorry.

1406
01:27:25,912 --> 01:27:28,904
Not with a man.

1407
01:27:29,049 --> 01:27:30,312
Look, I..

1408
01:27:32,552 --> 01:27:34,384
I'm not"

1409
01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:50,227
Hey, but you didn't get much
of a tan in Singapore, did you?

1410
01:27:50,370 --> 01:27:52,998
Shall I open the roof,
we can let the sun in

1411
01:27:53,140 --> 01:27:55,074
to liven your tan up a bit?

1412
01:27:55,208 --> 01:27:56,107
No, thanks.

1413
01:27:56,243 --> 01:27:57,438
Well, fine. AI-alright.

1414
01:27:57,577 --> 01:27:59,443
Now, are these windows
working okay?

1415
01:27:59,579 --> 01:28:00,569
Seems alright.

1416
01:28:00,714 --> 01:28:02,239
Where's Mr. Chan?

1417
01:28:02,382 --> 01:28:04,612
Uh, hm, Mr. Chan?

1418
01:28:04,751 --> 01:28:06,014
Where is he?

1419
01:28:06,153 --> 01:28:08,850
In Singapore
for how long, was it?

1420
01:28:08,989 --> 01:28:10,980
Oh, where is Mr. Chan?

1421
01:28:11,124 --> 01:28:14,560
Uh, we haven't actually
seen him for three days.

1422
01:28:23,570 --> 01:28:25,231
Hey, Billy.

1423
01:28:28,241 --> 01:28:31,836
Why are you all packed up?
Where're you going?

1424
01:28:31,978 --> 01:28:34,504
Uh, I'm leaving.

1425
01:28:34,648 --> 01:28:37,379
Well, Sam's already gone,
and you're going.

1426
01:28:37,517 --> 01:28:39,110
What's going on?

1427
01:28:42,322 --> 01:28:43,812
Why are you crying?

1428
01:28:43,957 --> 01:28:45,857
What on earth has happened?

1429
01:28:45,992 --> 01:28:48,290
I messed up everything.

1430
01:28:48,428 --> 01:28:51,659
Messed up everything?
What's that?

1431
01:28:51,798 --> 01:28:55,792
Just explain slowly,
I won't yell at you, okay?

1432
01:28:55,936 --> 01:28:58,303
I've fallen for, Mr. Chan.

1433
01:29:02,209 --> 01:29:04,576
Lots of girls fall for him.

1434
01:29:04,711 --> 01:29:06,372
But you're not a girl.

1435
01:29:06,513 --> 01:29:08,413
You're homosexual
and Sam is straight.

1436
01:29:08,548 --> 01:29:11,609
There's no way he could be
interested in a man, really.

1437
01:29:14,621 --> 01:29:16,385
- Did he do anything?
- No.

1438
01:29:16,523 --> 01:29:17,684
- He came unto you?
- No.

1439
01:29:17,824 --> 01:29:20,657
- Did he do anything? Huh?
- No.

1440
01:29:20,794 --> 01:29:23,354
Well, if he did anything,
he was blotto.

1441
01:29:23,496 --> 01:29:25,897
If you are feeling horny,
go pick up someone else

1442
01:29:26,032 --> 01:29:27,397
leave my guy alone.

1443
01:29:27,534 --> 01:29:29,935
And to think, I've been
treating you like my sister.

1444
01:29:30,070 --> 01:29:31,731
You promised you won't yell.

1445
01:29:33,807 --> 01:29:35,275
Listen, get real.

1446
01:29:35,408 --> 01:29:37,672
He'll never love you.
You're the wrong sex, kid.

1447
01:29:37,811 --> 01:29:39,210
He only likes women.

1448
01:29:39,346 --> 01:29:41,280
Get that? Real women.

1449
01:29:41,414 --> 01:29:43,849
But I'm a real woman.

1450
01:29:43,984 --> 01:29:45,383
I've heard of wishful thinking.

1451
01:29:45,518 --> 01:29:48,453
Let's take a look
at what a woman is. I'm a woman.

1452
01:29:48,588 --> 01:29:51,023
See what I've got that you
haven't, they're called breasts.

1453
01:29:51,157 --> 01:29:54,616
You don't have any,
you don't have any, you..

1454
01:29:54,761 --> 01:29:56,957
They're not my biggest asset.

1455
01:29:58,398 --> 01:30:00,799
For sure.

1456
01:30:03,036 --> 01:30:05,266
Nothing happened.
He didn't do anything.

1457
01:30:05,405 --> 01:30:07,601
He ran off
and I never saw him again.

1458
01:30:11,611 --> 01:30:12,772
Get out.

1459
01:30:14,748 --> 01:30:16,944
And look, I won't tell
anyone you're a woman.

1460
01:30:18,251 --> 01:30:19,878
Don't worry about that.

1461
01:30:22,289 --> 01:30:24,121
But know
that I can't lose Sam.

1462
01:30:27,294 --> 01:30:29,661
I...I need that guy.

1463
01:30:34,935 --> 01:30:37,461
You must never see him again.

1464
01:30:38,638 --> 01:30:40,629
Please, don't cry.

1465
01:30:40,774 --> 01:30:44,870
I'm begging..
Sam mustn't find you again.

1466
01:30:45,779 --> 01:30:47,838
Can you agree?

1467
01:30:47,981 --> 01:30:51,178
Well, if I can,
win you really guarantee..

1468
01:30:51,318 --> 01:30:53,616
...that you two
will stay together.

1469
01:30:53,753 --> 01:30:55,915
Like before in your fairytale?

1470
01:30:57,958 --> 01:31:00,757
Billy.
Yes, I can.

1471
01:31:45,138 --> 01:31:47,232
So, you've been walkabout?

1472
01:31:47,374 --> 01:31:49,741
I suppose you know,
everyone's looking for you.

1473
01:31:49,876 --> 01:31:51,071
Did they find me?

1474
01:31:52,979 --> 01:31:54,913
Nu trace.

1475
01:31:55,048 --> 01:31:56,311
Of course they didn't.

1476
01:31:58,351 --> 01:32:01,286
Let me know if they do.
I don't know where I am.

1477
01:32:09,662 --> 01:32:11,289
I know what happened
between you.

1478
01:32:15,702 --> 01:32:18,831
And I love Billy,
like he's my own sister.

1479
01:32:21,508 --> 01:32:24,705
And you like him too. You just
got in too close that's all.

1480
01:32:24,844 --> 01:32:27,108
He's your protege.

1481
01:32:27,247 --> 01:32:29,545
You always fall in love
with your singers.

1482
01:32:29,682 --> 01:32:31,241
You did with me.

1483
01:32:34,187 --> 01:32:37,122
It's alright. You just
got him confused with me.

1484
01:32:40,493 --> 01:32:42,962
Come, Sam,
I'll delay the concert.

1485
01:32:43,096 --> 01:32:44,257
And give us space.

1486
01:32:46,099 --> 01:32:47,760
Things can just stay the same.

1487
01:32:50,870 --> 01:32:51,837
Hmm?

1488
01:32:55,442 --> 01:32:57,376
I can't go back
to how we were.

1489
01:33:03,716 --> 01:33:05,206
Oh, plague on him.

1490
01:33:07,854 --> 01:33:09,652
He was like a sister to me.

1491
01:33:13,259 --> 01:33:15,660
It's alright he's gone, Sam.
He won't be back again.

1492
01:33:15,795 --> 01:33:18,457
It had nothing to do with Billy
it was between us.

1493
01:33:18,598 --> 01:33:20,760
It wasn't. You and I
are the perfect couple.

1494
01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:22,129
Everyone knows that--

1495
01:33:22,268 --> 01:33:23,963
Look it's a fantasy.
It doesn't exists.

1496
01:33:24,104 --> 01:33:25,765
It isn't real.
We've been deceiving ourselves.

1497
01:33:25,905 --> 01:33:28,772
- Do you hear me?
- I won't hear it.

1498
01:33:28,908 --> 01:33:31,240
You will hear it.
I want you to understand.

1499
01:33:31,377 --> 01:33:33,004
Can't you see
we're not this delusion.

1500
01:33:33,146 --> 01:33:35,171
This fantasy
you have of the ideal couple--

1501
01:33:35,315 --> 01:33:37,147
- No, no.
- We're not right together.

1502
01:33:37,283 --> 01:33:40,253
You're looking for a way to dump
me. You've fallen for Billy.

1503
01:33:40,386 --> 01:33:42,252
I didn't do anything.
I'm not gay.

1504
01:33:52,432 --> 01:33:53,866
Do you love Billy?

1505
01:34:18,591 --> 01:34:19,752
Sam. Sam.

1506
01:34:21,794 --> 01:34:22,886
Sam.

1507
01:34:26,966 --> 01:34:28,365
I'm sorry.

1508
01:34:53,660 --> 01:34:56,755
'Ladies and
gentlemen and the winner of the 1995'

1509
01:34:56,896 --> 01:35:00,389
'commercial radio top female
artist this year is..'

1510
01:35:00,533 --> 01:35:03,662
Thank you, everybody. Thanks.

1511
01:35:03,803 --> 01:35:06,363
Thanks a lot, everybody.

1512
01:35:06,506 --> 01:35:08,907
Tonight I'm delighted
to be able to accept this honor

1513
01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:10,100
for the forth time.

1514
01:35:11,077 --> 01:35:12,567
And thank you.

1515
01:35:12,712 --> 01:35:16,114
Now, tonight I have something
very special to say.

1516
01:35:16,249 --> 01:35:18,741
What is it? A concert?

1517
01:35:18,885 --> 01:35:21,911
Of course it's not a concert.

1518
01:35:22,055 --> 01:35:26,253
All you single guys had better
pay special attention now.

1519
01:35:26,392 --> 01:35:28,417
I'm available again.

1520
01:35:30,163 --> 01:35:35,033
And that's because
Sam and I have split up.

1521
01:35:35,168 --> 01:35:39,571
But anyway. I'll take this
opportunity to thank him.

1522
01:35:39,706 --> 01:35:41,231
'Thank you, Sam.'

1523
01:35:41,374 --> 01:35:45,208
'Fur helping and ordinary woman,
to blossom under your care.'

1524
01:35:45,345 --> 01:35:47,245
'You gave me a new life.'

1525
01:35:47,380 --> 01:35:50,577
'You gave me love,
you gave me music.'

1526
01:35:50,717 --> 01:35:52,617
'Yes music and joy.'

1527
01:35:52,752 --> 01:35:57,212
And because you love me. Now,
I realize I'll be able to cope.

1528
01:35:57,357 --> 01:35:59,917
I know this for the first time.

1529
01:36:00,059 --> 01:36:02,653
As I go
into the future...alone.

1530
01:36:04,931 --> 01:36:07,491
And whether
I succeeded or not.

1531
01:36:07,634 --> 01:36:12,663
'Thanks to Sam...| have so much
more confidence and courage.'

1532
01:36:14,407 --> 01:36:18,344
Sam, honestly
I won't let you down.

1533
01:36:18,478 --> 01:36:21,812
I will stand here and win
this award for you again.

1534
01:36:24,150 --> 01:36:26,118
I love you, Sam.

1535
01:36:29,922 --> 01:36:31,151
Always.

1536
01:36:34,927 --> 01:36:37,157
Hey. What's wrong?

1537
01:36:38,431 --> 01:36:40,422
You wouldn't understand.

1538
01:36:40,566 --> 01:36:42,159
Sam?

1539
01:36:42,302 --> 01:36:45,169
They...they had
a perfect relationship

1540
01:36:45,305 --> 01:36:47,069
and I ruined it for them.

1541
01:36:48,474 --> 01:36:50,306
I understand.

1542
01:36:50,443 --> 01:36:52,844
Cry. Just let it flew.

1543
01:36:52,979 --> 01:36:54,947
It will do you good to cry.

1544
01:36:55,081 --> 01:36:56,207
Bold girl.

1545
01:36:59,585 --> 01:37:01,451
- Thank you.
- Congratulations.

1546
01:37:01,587 --> 01:37:02,986
- Hey, here is to us.
- Congratulations.

1547
01:37:03,122 --> 01:37:05,386
Congratulations!

1548
01:37:05,525 --> 01:37:08,790
- Well, thanks very much.
- Really.

1549
01:37:08,928 --> 01:37:10,657
Here have a taste of this.

1550
01:37:10,797 --> 01:37:12,356
Oh, good.

1551
01:37:12,498 --> 01:37:14,967
- How does that taste?
- How does that taste, huh?

1552
01:37:15,101 --> 01:37:16,535
Been a while, huh?

1553
01:37:16,669 --> 01:37:19,468
Lot of things
I haven't done in a while.

1554
01:37:19,605 --> 01:37:21,699
- You enjoy.
- Bye. Better get another.

1555
01:37:21,841 --> 01:37:23,172
- Hi.
- Hi.

1556
01:37:23,309 --> 01:37:26,006
- Congratulations, darling.
- 'Thank <i>you.'</i>

1557
01:37:26,145 --> 01:37:27,977
- 'You look so pretty tonight.'
- 'Thanks.'

1558
01:37:28,114 --> 01:37:30,208
Hey, long time no see.

1559
01:37:30,350 --> 01:37:31,283
Thank you.

1560
01:37:33,219 --> 01:37:34,448
Are you heard?

1561
01:37:38,124 --> 01:37:39,250
These are for you.

1562
01:37:45,732 --> 01:37:46,927
Africa.

1563
01:37:49,469 --> 01:37:51,369
But what about
your concert tour?

1564
01:37:51,504 --> 01:37:53,495
I didn't say
I was going to Africa.

1565
01:37:55,007 --> 01:37:56,702
Things change.

1566
01:37:56,843 --> 01:38:00,177
I'll never go back and be an
ordinary person lets face it.

1567
01:38:00,313 --> 01:38:02,077
I'm not
the girl next door type.

1568
01:38:05,084 --> 01:38:08,213
And all the best
fairytales that I know off.

1569
01:38:08,354 --> 01:38:10,345
Everyone always
gets their dream.

1570
01:38:10,490 --> 01:38:11,958
A happy ending.

1571
01:38:13,493 --> 01:38:16,053
Well, we're gonna have
a happy ending.

1572
01:38:16,195 --> 01:38:18,960
Go our separate ways,
but be friends forever.

1573
01:38:20,566 --> 01:38:21,590
Right?

1574
01:38:29,208 --> 01:38:30,539
Your best friend.

1575
01:38:39,352 --> 01:38:43,220
Wow! You've been crying
for two hours.

1576
01:38:44,757 --> 01:38:48,125
- Buy.
- You wouldn't understand.

1577
01:38:48,261 --> 01:38:51,162
What wouldn't I understand?

1578
01:38:51,297 --> 01:38:53,265
When I was breaking up
their relationship

1579
01:38:53,399 --> 01:38:56,892
you know what...| was happy.

1580
01:38:57,970 --> 01:38:59,836
Oh. | get it.

1581
01:38:59,972 --> 01:39:01,440
You wanna be happy again.

1582
01:39:03,543 --> 01:39:04,476
But how?

1583
01:39:04,610 --> 01:39:07,341
Right, left, right.

1584
01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:09,972
- Left--
- Do I have to scratch again?

1585
01:39:10,116 --> 01:39:13,017
Just do it.
Don't ask questions.

1586
01:39:13,152 --> 01:39:16,952
Right, left, right, left.
Faster now.

1587
01:39:17,089 --> 01:39:19,990
Faster. Now, can you see
someone up ahead there?

1588
01:39:20,993 --> 01:39:22,358
It's the landlord.

1589
01:39:22,495 --> 01:39:24,987
Get out of it.
It's Sam, huh.

1590
01:39:25,131 --> 01:39:27,259
- Hello, Sam. Hi.
- That isn't funny.

1591
01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:30,131
There he is.
Right over there.

1592
01:39:30,269 --> 01:39:32,636
Visualize. Over there.

1593
01:39:32,772 --> 01:39:34,137
Sam, hi.

1594
01:39:34,273 --> 01:39:37,504
Okay. Try it.
Come on.

1595
01:39:37,643 --> 01:39:38,872
- Sam, hi.
- Sam.

1596
01:39:39,011 --> 01:39:41,708
- Right. Happier now?
- Yes, sir.

1597
01:39:41,848 --> 01:39:43,338
- See.
- Sam.

1598
01:39:43,483 --> 01:39:45,349
Is he getting
more real and bigger?

1599
01:39:45,485 --> 01:39:47,647
- You are.
- You know what it's like?

1600
01:39:47,787 --> 01:39:51,052
The close you get to something,
the bigger it appears.

1601
01:39:51,190 --> 01:39:52,851
- Do it again. Hi, Sam.
- Hi, Sam.

1602
01:39:52,992 --> 01:39:54,084
Okay. Faster.

1603
01:39:55,528 --> 01:39:57,053
Hey, Billy.

1604
01:39:59,999 --> 01:40:01,467
Faster. Go on.

1605
01:40:04,971 --> 01:40:07,497
- Mwah.
- Hey, come back.

1606
01:40:07,640 --> 01:40:09,165
- What?
- You gotta get changed.

1607
01:40:09,308 --> 01:40:11,299
You can't go to him
looking like that.

1608
01:40:12,211 --> 01:40:13,542
Okay, Sam.

1609
01:40:15,014 --> 01:40:17,039
I'm ready.

1610
01:40:17,183 --> 01:40:19,845
'Good girl.
Go for it.'

1611
01:40:26,526 --> 01:40:28,358
Taxi. Taxi.

1612
01:40:28,494 --> 01:40:30,087
Hey. Hey, hey, stop.

1613
01:41:37,563 --> 01:41:40,123
Bike. Bike's what I need.

1614
01:42:20,139 --> 01:42:21,607
Oh.

1615
01:42:24,944 --> 01:42:26,878
Please, continue.

1616
01:42:27,013 --> 01:42:28,276
Oh, whoopsie!

1617
01:42:29,682 --> 01:42:30,877
Oh!

1618
01:42:32,318 --> 01:42:34,787
It does nothing for me at all.

1619
01:42:55,841 --> 01:42:57,434
I was always a girl.

1620
01:43:00,680 --> 01:43:03,206
A girl. That's the truth.

1621
01:43:11,624 --> 01:43:13,285
I'm not a ghost.

1622
01:43:23,202 --> 01:43:24,397
Doesn't matter what you are.

1623
01:43:26,338 --> 01:43:27,999
All I know is I love you.

1624
01:43:40,653 --> 01:43:43,953
- 'Oh, not again.'
- 'Huh. Who care.'

1625
01:45:05,805 --> 01:45:08,934
<i> Listen to my have </i>

1626
01:45:09,074 --> 01:45:12,806
<i>II</i> I know you understand<i/>

1627
01:45:37,336 --> 01:45:39,498
<i> Listen to my have </i>

1628
01:45:39,638 --> 01:45:40,833
<i> My have </i>